Mark!!!

Time to start panicking @horrowfide.bsky.social

@horrowfide.bsky.social danger over ... for now...

Piss acopalypse incoming.

Shoot My Fucksnot Onto A Snail It's 1:00PM

oh is this like the iran war? where's dubya

K-Pop Semen Munters

Asking random locals in Tehran to hang out.

These are the friendly, social people we are bombing for no reason.

who are you fuckin tonight

I'd avoid lighting a match.

So Israel bomb Iran and then Iran launch missiles at Israel.

It's essentially cunt tennis.

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

And I though she was a cert for Trump's choice for the next Ayatollah.

hey guys lemon party dot org ahahaha

Stilton on a rough Scottish oatcake for me.

I've just started a new job and I already have a rotten cold.

I must be allergic to work.

I suspect he'd find that being in a situation where he has to go out to buy milk would be deeply concerning.

He looks like he was genetically designed to suck Gordon Gecko's cock.

What's she got against manatees wearing bikinis?

Not sure about a bouquet but house plants are always welcome.

Happy birthday! x

Mars is off sulking somewhere.

Farage is a wanker.

Pass it on.

This Allister Heath headline generator business: The elite's fanatical obsession with the fact I'm a thick cunt borders on a religious cult

We feel your pain children

One more:

Not yet though.

I'll get bored of this eventually.

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