As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline re-encounters turbulence. #MurphysLaw
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The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary. #MurphysLaw
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You never run out of medical kits. Unless your mercs get hurt. #MurphysLaw
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As soon as an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute, an exception to that Rule will immediately occur. #MurphysLaw
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true. #MurphysLaw
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The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance. #MurphysLaw
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The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer. #MurphysLaw
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If orders can be misunderstood, they have been. #MurphysLaw
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Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone. #MurphysLaw
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A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark. #MurphysLaw
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No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper. #MurphysLaw
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Two weeks in a row I've got the fitted sheet on the bed the right way on the first try. I forget, does that mean six more weeks of winter or seven years bad luck?
#fluke #murphyslaw #badluck #noluck
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Any attempt to find cover will result in failure. #MurphysLaw
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Good luck is inversely proportional to good timing. #MurphysLaw
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Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book. #MurphysLaw
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If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar. If you're actually in range for throwing a grenade at him and attempt it, it will bounce off the one lone tree nearby and sail right back at you. #MurphysLaw
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If you can't remember, you left the film at home. #MurphysLaw
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The floppy which worked perfectly alright few minutes ago on your machine will not open in your boss's or client's machine. #MurphysLaw
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When you get the paper, it will be out of toner. #MurphysLaw
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For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be six who want to play alto sax. For every student wanting to play alto sax, there will be seven who want to play snare drum. #MurphysLaw
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If it's not one thing, it's your mother. #MurphysLaw
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In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday. #MurphysLaw
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The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in. #MurphysLaw
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Losing a job is never as much fun or as dignified as you imagine it. #MurphysLaw
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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. #MurphysLaw
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Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it. #MurphysLaw
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After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas. #MurphysLaw
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Profanity is one language all computer users know. #MurphysLaw
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Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing. #MurphysLaw
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The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. #MurphysLaw
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