On the Exhibition
of Mr. Houdini
Dale Tudge
Most people were eager to witness Harry Houdini at the London Hippodrome. But I’m not most people, nor even some people, least of all any people you would know.
If I learned anything from P.T. Barnum, it was unwise to call him Peter. Also that a lollipop is born every minute. I was not prepared to be a lollipop at this minute or any other.
A shilling to watch a man struggle in handcuffs behind a shabby little cabinet*? I could go to Margate most weekdays and see it done properly for a ha’penny. (ap·dt)
* This was billed as Houdini’s “Ghost Cabinet.” Not “The Cabinet of Eternal Suffering.” Not even “The Slightly Uncomfortable Cabinet.” I had expected rather more from a man who charged a shilling.
The Houdini spectacle, I beg my own pardon, "Mirror Challenge", was a promotion by The Daily Mirror, to whom I did not offer financial #consent for an act barely worth a farthing, and #surpassed by any Monday morning at a magistrates' court in Kent.
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