Dwark

Sometimes I daydream about the alternate universe where Penn State joins the Big East and the Big East destroys the ACC instead.

Be still, my 39 (+3) yo heart!

Should've printed out my MapQuest directions anyway.

The Dominican Republic makes the best spaghetti.

If they make the finals can Sal parachute in?

I didn't really want to touch Jerry so that's fine

We're going to win the Senate by one seat only to see him switch parties.

😁 and how

No! What's important is not using instruments during service.

It's going to be something when he overcorrects in the next round and pitches the big guys too much

I went there recently for a store that no longer existed. Very weird almost creepy vibe to the whole place.

Keeping track of tie breakers coaching youth baseball tournaments got me a degree in theoretical physics.

I have never supported* team USA more.

*Supported our losing as much and as humiliatingly as possible.

And enough people whose lives are worse still support him for no reason other than as long as other people suffer worse it's cool.

I don't know. Any parent knows you can always brute force a kid to do exactly what you want with no consequences.

This whole thing is just because he heard someone smart say "forthwith" at one of his fancy parties and needed an excuse to use it.

Mat Gamel is the future

Or we brought back Lyle Overbay!

Clever me went to bed at 11:30 which was really 12:30 but made up for it by waking up at 6:30 which was 5:30.

Take that, time space continuum.

If Rutgers can play Oregon in conference why not?

*You're not wrong*

You're not the boss of me I'll do it with sidewalk chalk.

Can we put Aaron Civale declining going to the bullpen in the Brewers Walk of Fame?

So it prolapsed?

This is just one more example of the take home lesson of this era that an unbelievable number of people of leadership/power are complete cowards. They will spend billions to dance around it instead of the obvious thing you stated.

I'm ready to be hurt again.

My brother ate one of those ball bearings when he was a baby. Mom had to..... keep an eye out for its exit.

If anything he'll be more aggressive to back up the machismo al la Hegseth

Once you accept that they have proven they know what they're doing life gets easier.

Bruce Pearl is the Ron Johnson of Jim Boeheims.