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Newspapers 4 life. (Ex NY Daily News, Boston Herald.) NYC, North Fork. (Amateur watercolors now at @washbuckler.bsky.social) No substack. No podcast. Too sarcastic for my own good. Please don’t feel you have to explain my jokes to me.

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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) - A top Iranian security official tells Trump: 'Be careful not to get eliminated yourself.'

@apnews.com

10.03.2026 11:09 👍 445 🔁 118 💬 30 📌 107

if it wasn't a world-destroying atrocity it would be kind of funny how much time and money and energy is being put into convincing everyone to love AI and still the general consensus is like "meh"

10.03.2026 11:51 👍 478 🔁 53 💬 7 📌 1

She’s so tedious that I haven’t even really been tempted.

10.03.2026 12:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reminder: don’t vote for morons.

10.03.2026 12:43 👍 84 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 2

I guess it depends what they mean by Number Two

10.03.2026 12:42 👍 124 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0
Amazon Prime says “Melania” is #2 in the US.

Amazon Prime says “Melania” is #2 in the US.

Lullz

10.03.2026 12:41 👍 63 🔁 1 💬 16 📌 2

Marching orders are given. "That school had it coming." See it parroted by influencers and media outlets.

10.03.2026 12:21 👍 522 🔁 119 💬 27 📌 3

Great work by NYT showing Trump's war is the most unpopular ever. Supports my argument (see below) that in some ways the public rejection of Trump across the board is a very heartening development:

10.03.2026 11:05 👍 1060 🔁 334 💬 61 📌 34

Each chair represents three years of food stamps for one person. Which, I remind everyone, averages at only $200 a month.

10.03.2026 12:26 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

10.03.2026 04:04 👍 412 🔁 215 💬 18 📌 16

A+ emoji use.

10.03.2026 12:23 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn't draw attention to "precision" if I were him.

10.03.2026 12:18 👍 99 🔁 7 💬 11 📌 1

Also does he really think mullahs are running around operating weapons?

10.03.2026 12:22 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

We blow up the schools. Which is worse, Pete?

10.03.2026 12:21 👍 122 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 1

So, not over

10.03.2026 10:53 👍 300 🔁 63 💬 8 📌 2
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Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.

As millions of Americans were losing their SNAP benefits the Pentagon spent:

🔹️$6.9 million worth of lobster tails🦞
🔹️$15.1 million for ribeye steak 🥩
🔹️$2 million for Alaskan king crab 🦀
🔹️ and even $98,329 on a Steinway & Sons grand piano

✏️ by @newrepublic.com

10.03.2026 04:24 👍 1163 🔁 703 💬 81 📌 129
If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again — Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them — But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again — Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them — But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump is completely flailing. He didn't anticipate the economic blowback and now he's trying to undo the past 10 days and contain the damage.

10.03.2026 00:34 👍 6120 🔁 1579 💬 605 📌 243

The bottom line is Trump sacrificed 8 American lives (& counting) and more than 1,000 Iranian lives (& counting) for nothing. He hurt the US & global economies, destabilized the Middle East, & will pull out with the same Iranian regime in power. There's no silver lining.

A senseless, criminal waste

10.03.2026 00:26 👍 10315 🔁 2826 💬 511 📌 155

🧵Possibly of interest to 80s/90s KCRW listeners who remember my old radio shows… I recently gave two crates of my old cassette airchecks to a senior music producer at the station to be digitized.

KCRW have launched a new stream called Vintage24, which started as Bent24, all SNAP shows… (1/3)

10.03.2026 00:05 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

Yeah sorry I deleted. I meant a year ago

09.03.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mission Accompl—ish is right there.

09.03.2026 23:16 👍 360 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 1

Jesus Christ

09.03.2026 23:01 👍 65 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0

One would think

09.03.2026 23:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Trump used a machine gun during the next cabinet meeting, the replacement cabinet members would still not use the 25th Amendment.

09.03.2026 23:09 👍 76 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0

I wouldn't mind testing that theory

09.03.2026 23:10 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was always so painful.

09.03.2026 23:07 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Monster

09.03.2026 23:07 👍 126 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 1

Yeah. When they ask a good one, we who criticize all the time should acknowledge it.

09.03.2026 23:06 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'd like to buy him a drink.

09.03.2026 23:02 👍 64 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Who was that?

09.03.2026 23:01 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0