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same QR code but I located the goatse ring

Viral “bsky.dad” Internet Account Exposed The Masturbation Habits Of One User

Van Der Beek: Where you been? We were waiting forever. Goodall is already dancing naked with a lampshade on her head & Dikembe Mutombo passed out

Khamenei: Srry

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i dod smoke enug

never shoulda smoked that shit now im reading an aaron post

Okay. Imagine you’re sitting quietly on a flight. I board with my partner and our household furniture assistant. It’s a man who elected to have his knees fused backward so he can function as a coffee table. He wears a placemat. Which civil liberty allows you to object?

My dad supported our family on a single paycheck and we were broke as shit

Me before joining bluesky: trans people deserve equal rights

Me 1 week after joining bluesky: trans people should have extra rights that supersede those of non-trans people

Me 3 weeks after joining bluesky:
trans people should plow through a gathering of my extended family in a 1987 Buick LeSabre

Frank Stallone

And best director goes to. The racist one

Adam ran through a stop sign at third and had no plans to slide at the plate. Throw came home, I held on, and Adam trucked my ass into the next zip code. It hurt. I was fine.

Anyway, I think of this every time some feckless child like Gavin Newsom says trans kids should stay out of sports. Grow up

I played baseball in high school and the best player in our district by light years was Adam Dunn. Yes that Adam Dunn. He had like four inches and 100 pounds on me, and I was not small.

One game, I was catching and Adam led off an inning with a double. Next guy came up and singled to center.

let’s just say I’m skeptical

Modern audiences can’t appreciate a good pitchers’ duel

America has never lost a war and has never won a “war”

I completely lack the patience to do a hundred serious posts so I can throw off your timing with a devastating offspeed “eatong corm.” I just lack the discipline. Lance-McCullers-24-straight-curveballs-to-beat-the-Yankees-ass poster

missile-involved massacre

Drove by my neighborhood gas station and regular was $3.29 per gallon. I wanted innocent Iranians to burn but not at this cost

The Siege of Alamut by Hulagu Khan, 1256

Every single thing Gavin Newsom says and does makes a little more sense when you realize he’s trying to play back the Biden 2020 “get your ass waxed everywhere but then ratfuck your way into a win in South Carolina and claim momentum” playbook

Drove by my neighborhood gas station and regular was $3.29 per gallon. I wanted innocent Iranians to burn but not at this cost

Okay. Imagine you’re sitting quietly on a flight. I board with my partner and our household furniture assistant. It’s a man who elected to have his knees fused backward so he can function as a coffee table. He wears a placemat. Which civil liberty allows you to object?

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Doordash screenshot. Our Picks For You: Fat Boy Churro Sandwich

Algorithm has me pegged in the bucket of nacho cheese demographic. You might also enjoy: sixteen pounds of mayonnaise

since women's day is an hour shorter this year, women will be taking that hour from another day at some point during the year. we don't tell you when, but it will happen

my bad