This is a charcoal pencil drawing of a dragon dancing through a Calcutta monsoon sky that I did while writing THE LAST DRAGONERS OF BOWBAZAR. It can be found inside the Indian edition of the book from @westlandbooks.bsky.social:
Yay! I win too!
My antibiotics had to be taken with a meal. I figured a pork pie and a pack of Jaffa cakes would count as breakfast.
A cat riding a capybara, holding aloft a sword. A pile of skull lays nearby. The cat is bellowing βTO WARβ
Cry havoc and let slip the cats and capybaras of war.
#art #cats #capybara
"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"
Sorry lads itβs not working. Weβre gonna need more exorcists.
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
Thursday: "It's not a war and we don't have any defined objectives"
Saturday: "It is a war, and we've already won"
Syphilis is a hell of a disease
A photo of a miniature windmill on a crazy golf course.
You have to remember that windmills are the natural enemy of golfers. Thatβs why Trump hates them so much.
πππ <-- lunar eclipse
β©πππ <-- solar eclipse
β©πππ <-- apocalypse
A road sign that says βIt is a sign made by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.β
Good morning
"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE"
"Fuck off Brian"
Controversial opinion: I think we should stop doing bad things for a while and try doing good things instead
Today i've sold 17 books.
I've sold absolutely no bombs.
I think this is conclusive proof that bombs are rubbish and books are ace.
Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it
CEOS for Bernie @LiberalCEO Find a cool product on Amazon? That company exists OFF Amazon, too. 1) Google company name. 2) Order from their site. 2a) Can usually find a 10% code! 3) Still get product in 2-8 days. 4) Company avoids losing 25% margin share to Amazon. 5) You avoid giving money to Bezos.
Yes! And regarding Step 1, there are also alternatives to Google.
TOP: A dying Darth Vader, saying to Luke Skywalker βLuke, help me take this mask offβ. BOTTOM: Darth Vader with his mask off, and underneath is Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, as seen when he was driven away from the Cop Shop.
#ThingsIJustSawOnline
Kim Jong Un giving a thumbs up to some soldiers in green helmets.
There comes a time in every dictatorβs life where they have to look at watermelons while pretending to be cheerful. For Kim Jong Un, today was that day.
If you get more than 50 Iβll buy five strangers books next week!!
There are wolves inside of you, wild & free.
There's also a grumpy bear who just wants to sleep, a disdainful owl who's had enough nonsense, and a sad little hedgehog who often feels the weight of the world.
βYouβre right, Heathcliff,β said Catherine, looking back over her shoulder. βI guess they really areβ¦β she paused, as if realizing it herself for the first time. βI guess they really are wuthering heights.β
ππ‘π ππ§π
a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff
thought you probably needed to see this
Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
A recycling logo with reform, restore and recycle in blue
I am very good at art so I made a topical joke.
Share this post if you like frogs Or are slowly going insane
How can a house that big be so claustrophobic?
A recycling logo with reform, restore and recycle in blue
I am very good at art so I made a topical joke.
Is that 15 now?!
"Dear Diary,
They have arrested Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. What the police are calling 'misconduct in public office', sounds very much like what I call my day job"
