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A large metal exhaust fan with the brand name "Patton" on it. This is a joke about Mike Patton, lead singer of Mr. Bungle and Faith No More (among other projects) which operate largely under the heavy metal genre. Also it's a ripoff of a joke about Reznor brand industrial fans.

hmm? no, no relation, but i am a big metal fan.

me spending money on fun stuff: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!

me working to earn money: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

A photo of a single urinal mounted on a wall with two large black u-shaped handles, one mounted to either side of the urinal. Above the photo is the text "What are the handles for?"

wrong answers only

if a shark bites you, you should turn into a shark why do only vampires wield such power

please... my tones... they are so def...

[“Take my advice, when you meet anything that’s going to be human and isn’t yet, or used to be human once and isn’t now, or ought to be human and isn’t, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet.” — Mr Beaver, The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe]

C. S. Lewis tried to warn us about AI

are you there god? it's a me, mario

tech bro is short for technically broken

Sometimes you will have the resources to lead the fight. Sometimes you will have the resources to join it. Sometimes you will have the resources to fund it. Sometimes you will have the resources to tell people about it. All of that is part of the fight. The important part is showing up for the fight and doing what is within your capabilities at that moment.

thanks @jnd.bsky.social

who wuthers the wutherers?

Depression on the streets, anxiety in the sheets

no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"

Seems like the Epstein files are full of billionaires and not immigrants.

it was great! still bummed it got killed. it's been so long that i don't really remember much except the vibes though.

it is a wild sickness to try and find evidence or reason for why someone's life should have value to the state. When lives are ended by cops in the street the defence is always that they were peaceful and law abiding, as if the opposite would mean they somehow deserved what bullets claimed them.

regarding the fellatio scenes in heated rivalry, has anyone ever considered saying "hockey-tuah" for a little silly joke

oh no amber 😭

Ohio, this man does NOT have to be our next Governor. Amy Acton is the person for the job.

...it's become very clear to me that kids hate jazz and being cool.

i didn't have a private jet until my second job, smdh

she auld my acquaintance til i forgot

immigrants are good actually

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

gavin newsom? yeah i "knew some" stuff about how he Sucks

i think we can hold our own, pizza-wise! probably not as consistently good though.

A tweet from Big Balls, linking to techforce.gov reads: Our first website using the new America Design System! Building a framework for beautiful, performant, secure and inexpensive websites to be very easy to build in Government.

This tweet from Big Balls says the new “Tech Force” website is their first using the “America Design System.” Here are just a few reasons why that sucks. 🧵

h... hey

"erika kirk" is an anagram of "i re-air kkk"

The Fox Robin Hood

Nick Wilde from Zootopia

It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.