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How dare their reputation be an accurate representation of their character!

14.03.2026 01:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m thinking about @pattonoswalt.bsky.social’s bit about asking Darth Vader to talk about puppies today. I really think he hoped that joke would fade to irrelevance 20 years later, but it’s spinning around in my brain today for no particular reason at all (there’s a particular reason).

02.03.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not the point, but is he playing that tambourine with his dick, his balls, or both?

13.03.2026 14:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Waves hands wildly at everything while opening my mouth but only a silent scream comes out]

12.03.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fiona Apple and Quentin Tarantino – Iconoclasts
Fiona Apple and Quentin Tarantino – Iconoclasts YouTube video by Fiona Apple Rocks [FAN ACCOUNT]

Found it. youtu.be/PCYueiEucz8?...

11.03.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was a tv series like 15 years ago called Iconoclasts or something like that, and it would pair famous artists to hang out for a day. One episode was Fiona Apple and Quentin Tarentino, and you could tell she was really suffering through that day.

11.03.2026 02:24 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’ve often thought about how all of these added, unnecessary interactions have accelerated the shift of managerial work as training and support work to policing and surveilling workers. I don’t really know how to say it though. It’s another point of labor capture, and it’s insidious.

09.03.2026 18:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One way to shop!

09.03.2026 01:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

07.03.2026 23:55 👍 9571 🔁 1561 💬 130 📌 55

I feel like Return to Oz might belong with the horror. That movie is terrifying.

06.03.2026 03:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In thinking about it for one additional second, what in the fresh Hell is this Special Envoy to the Shield of the America’s from the post? Is this going to be another unaccountable, funded without congressional approval tool of violence?

05.03.2026 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It might be a small thing, but how is it that our society is still structured so that US Senators are posting Twitter images of Pop Crave news headlines of cabinet level firings?

05.03.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Microsoft, tell me you don’t understand why humans make things without telling me you don’t understand why humans make things.

05.03.2026 03:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

04.03.2026 03:29 👍 4623 🔁 931 💬 28 📌 11

I’m thinking about @pattonoswalt.bsky.social’s bit about asking Darth Vader to talk about puppies today. I really think he hoped that joke would fade to irrelevance 20 years later, but it’s spinning around in my brain today for no particular reason at all (there’s a particular reason).

02.03.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I Survived The Traitors: Ron Funches Tells All
I Survived The Traitors: Ron Funches Tells All YouTube video by Ron Funches

You might get a laugh from Ron Funches set about that exact experience! youtu.be/rCvs56MIMV4?...

01.03.2026 23:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I had something intelligible or moving to say right now, but all I can muster is a scream that seems to emanate up through the crust of the earth.

28.02.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Big E + Goldberg = BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN’ MEAT. #Goldberg25
Big E + Goldberg = BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN’ MEAT. #Goldberg25 YouTube video by WWE

I have been struck with inspiration for an MtG cube. youtube.com/shorts/56EsD...

28.02.2026 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More of this energy, please.

27.02.2026 21:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is just what the turkeys have been preparing for…

24.02.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turd steps inside the anus where the butts poop, shit, and even fart.

22.02.2026 22:35 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Why did all of the various platforms change their default so that when a video preview starts playing audio is on? Stop making stupid changes like this.

21.02.2026 22:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am sad to say that I think Crimson Desert promotional hype has gotten to me.

21.02.2026 19:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

correct! every post about fixing a broken games industry that involves [specific games industry tweaks] and not [destroying a speculation-mad executive class and using their bones for compost] is just wasting everyone's time

16.02.2026 00:11 👍 1234 🔁 345 💬 1 📌 0

This man had Nazism inked on his body. The New Republic ignored and erased the work of credible Jewish publications and Graham Platner's own words to pretend this was "innocent." It is not.

15.02.2026 15:24 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS

14.02.2026 13:09 👍 7116 🔁 2040 💬 37 📌 45

I think a point system would definitely be a concept worth the commander panel’s consideration at some point in the future. I don’t know if it’s an answer. It may be deemed too complex for tracking. I don’t know, but it’s an idea worth expanding on.

13.02.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just finished watching this, and you had a somewhat throwaway line at the end that’s really sticking with me: a point system for game changers. I think there’s a germ of something worth expanding there. My groups often throw out “What’s the difference between 3 and 5 game changers.”

13.02.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On your end step.

13.02.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard and a black shirt is looking at the camera Alt: a man with a beard and a black shirt is looking at the camera and nodding.

Me seeing Farewell designated a game changer.

09.02.2026 17:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0