äh lecks

don't worry he's into the little ones I hear

not exactly 👀

shodan is a search engine primarily used to find devices that aren't all that secure, and some servers just broadcast their screen via VNC connection to the internet and shodan picks that up fairly quickly

(thoughts and prayers and whatnot of course but c'mon, you could use 20 bucks of cloud credits and I get 10 in return - gotta hustle in these trying times)

Anyway here's a Hetzner referral code
hetzner.cloud?ref=yuDP7kcw...

By the way, there's a certain grotesque beauty about the fact that Bernd Brandes's profile on Wikipedia is contained within the body of the article on the man who ate him.

Hey good news, I created an agent based on a specific german computer technician (based on his public forum posts) to review all your pull requests for you!

ArminMeiwesBot will check that your python code meets the standards of this organization and suggest pork recipes!

That's why I like profanity-laden writing, there's something reassuring about reading a word where I think "yeah there's no way chatgpt wrote that, that's probably breaking all sorts of ToS and some laws"

Rawdogging a Yahoo News article means fighting through a forest of pop-ups, pop-unders, autoplay video, interrupters, consent screens, modal dialogs, modeless dialogs - a blizzard of news-obscuring crapware that oozes contempt for the material it befogs.

13/

There's an ALDI pumpernickel-chips red-beet-dip thing available now and I regret to inform you that the amount of pumpernickel-chips isn't anywhere close to sufficient for the amount of red beet dip and it's stressing me out because I can't just open an entire bag of something else to dip in there

larry ellison and the SaaSpocalypse were in the closet making money and i saw some of the money and the money looked at me

That's the best part, if Oracle were to go down in flames, you'd see vibecoders and actual coders join hands and sing in celebration, cryptobros would be invited to the celebration - likely the first invitation they ever got - it would be a healing moment

I recently had it take a dozen lines of code, each running for 40 milliseconds in sequence

It's going to be some trash python code and nobody can convince me otherwise

Abe Simpson with a broccoli cut pointing, captioned "It'll happen to you."

yeah twin, i used to have rizz

but then they changed what "rizz" was

now my aura is chopped and unc and whatever's sigma is sus and delulu to me

so lowkirkenuinely just put the fries in the bag, bro

Sway WM with a floating firefox window in the middle and the ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING meme open in it

Firefox trying to be rounded

look at this shit, look at how firefox tries to ignore my wishes and try to be rounded, I can never set it to floating

Stryker Hit With Suspected Iran-Linked Cyberattack Global outage affects U.S. medtech company; some staff devices remotely wiped.

"Medical technology giant Stryker is experiencing a global outage across its systems, with staff and contractors reporting that the logo of an Iran-linked hacking group has appeared on login pages."

"Jemand liebt dich, fahr vorsichtig" auf einer Anzeigetafel am Autobahnzubringer Köln Mülheim

seine excellenz pedro sánchez in einem wunderschoenen blauen anzug mit roter kravatte im hintergrund die flagge europas

friedrich merz mit hesslichem anzug und hesslicher kravatte im bundestag

seine excellenz pedro sánchez
- fuehrungsrolle in europa
- heimat bekannt als obstkorb europas
- sandstraende & palmen

friedrich merz
- weisungsempfaenger oel- und autolobby
- heimat bekannt fuer Raststaette Sauerland West (Esso)
- tagebau & industrieruinen

Damn I thought this was about fireball.com - predates google by 2 years and is (surprisingly) still around lol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firebal...

the answer to the trolley problem is that we have to blow up the fucking trolley i think

hey kids, wanna see somebody struggle with their tty and swear in polish?

*seufz*

Kritische Solidarität mit dem deutschen Tankstellenverband ✊

Nur auf Verdacht: EU-Parlament stimmt gegen Massenüberwachung bei freiwilliger Chatkontrolle Das EU-Parlament hat die Erlaubnis zur freiwilligen Chatkontrolle nochmals erneuert – doch möchte das Scannen auf Verdachtsfälle beschränken. Mit dieser Position geht das Parlament nun in…

Protest zeigt Wirkung: EU-Parlament gegen Massenüberwachung bei freiwilliger Chatkontrolle. Trilog zur #Chatkontrolle 2.0 kommt netzpolitik.org/2026/nur-auf...

It's sad that I see Italy vs USA trending and I have to wonder if it is a sports match

I vaguely remember some case where a guy robbed a house only to find hints that the owner is sexually abusing his daughter and decided "screw robbery charges, this guy needs to be in prison" and reported it. Seems similar

Good guy random hacker for instantly threatening them for having csam on their device though lol

Ach würde es den Jörg stören, würde er ja aufhören den CSAM- und Nazibot sowie das politische Projekt des Eigentümers zu finanzieren.
Würde aber natürlich Reichweite reduzieren, da muss man dann abwägen ob man wirklich Prinzipien hat.

huh, so my prototype "don't care about the companies, do care about sabotaging their users " system might be viable 🤔

"That's a nice inference budget you have there, would be a shame if it was drained by a boobietrapped endpoint"

bsky.app/profile/alex...

tbh I think in case of atproto the point of it all is to have a stable identifier across (eventually) multiple services to make tracking, classifcation, surveillance and control easier (me cynical about techbros and their intentions? noo never) but the trending topics are very much centralized

Same post times a million: ‪bitdizzy is absent‬ ‪@bitdizzy.bsky.social‬ namo guanshiyin pusa

Trending Guanshiyin Pusa Newcastle United Music Challenge Spurs Voter Intimidation

How the fuck is bluesky still this easy to game lmao

This is hilarious and terrifying.

Hilarious cause "holy shit the pokemon company sold us out," terrifying cause "holy shit the pokemon company sold us out"

The funniest part to me, personally, was I quit playing at 22 cause I had a feeling they were gonna do smthn with the data. Well!