Kirkiscool

"this place had the best tacos..... well they're closed now because we arrested everyone"

Dune Not Put It There 2: Electric Boogaloo.

I see 1964 and immediately wonder if everyone would be smoking cigarettes inside of it.

It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]

"Being forced to have one horrifically bad option is the problem"

I 100% agree on this.

the fear is that there wont be another day. I'd rather wait with an imperfect candidate that will appoint liberal judges rather than pack the courts with christian nationalists. Or someone who wont give Venezuela $40B or send the military into liberal cities. Or *gestures vaguely at everything*

so give choices.

I just dont want a situation where it's election day and none of the non-MAGA candidates were good enough to vote for and then a Trump loyalist gets elected and makes ICE the CA state police. Because, i dunno, Porter yells at her staff.

who in the gov race passes your litmus test?

by that point I literally had one other choice. Trump. I would like to have had a choice in a primary but that didn't happen. It was Trump or the other. So now we have the white house being demolished literally and figuratively. Gaza is still being bombed. Trans lives are no better.

A lot of voters need persona. I don't mind that she has a dark side. When it's pointed in the right direction she's effective. I can't imagine how stressful running for office is. Who's the perfect candidate alternative?

Maybe if our standards were a just a tad lower we might not be dealing with Trump right now.

When I was a kid I thought a cornucopia was called a loom. I literally thought a loom was a woven horn shaped basket for fruit. Sometime in Jr High I actually learned what a horn-o-plenty was and that the name for it was cornucopia. I remember being like "then WTF is it called fruit of the loom?"

I'm probably gonna get ripped for this but half the country voted for a known, liar, rapist and convicted fraudster and they keep winning. Can we afford to be THIS petty?

he didnt have a bomb or anything? C'mon, man. make it count.

its really like he's daring us to bomb the white house with him in it.

he's doing whatever the damn hell he wants. So far no one's stopped him.

costs include building an airbase in Idaho for Qatar?

"....we have a great new plan where we pack Americans onto ships to Argentina and other countries friendly to the President to work on farms there. They will get full housing and meals provided. It's really a win-win....."

a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .

I thought it was the tops of Vienna Sausages in a can. Then I thought it was eggs. But it's not eggs? What is it? Is it sausages?

I recently learned of the life-long beef between MJ and Vincent Price after the song blew up and MJ refused to kick down to Vincent.

Can I request that my AI CS bot have a thick Asian accent (pick anywhere in Asia. I don' discriminate) and poor staticky phone connection so that I can't understand them.... you know for realism?

there's a lot of voters that never pay attention, look at a paper that was mailed to them yesterday and vote based on nothing. They usually pick the incumbent because they pay so little attention that if their life hasnt been affected directly they think everything is fine. We need to wake them up

Superman is the right's new Rage Against the Machine
"why does everything have to get political?!!!"

Funny how they paid attention in class for the "communists were the enemy" part but not the 'fascists are bad" part

if this was a movie it wouldn't even be a good movie. I hate everything. Something's gotta give. People are gonna die for no good reason.

unsolicited kit pic #drummers

SCABS!

meet with Elon? career suicide.