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Resident Evil: Melatonin dropping 2027

Clipped news article from the Bournemouth Echo website, 10th March 2026, stating 'Man 'threw phone in water and knocked woman's hat off' in Bournemouth Gardens'

I like the fact that this, from my 'local', Newsquest-owned shitrag is delightfully stupid as a nothing really headline of today... or a piece of local quirky history if you picture it was written in 1989 or even 1969 and the picture of the time it would paint.

#localnews #Bournemouth

At the end (like 6-8 weeks in) of all this, Trump is going to throw someone under the proverbial bus as he always seems to, and it doesn't feel like Hegseth alone would be enough so it'll be interesting to see which heads roll

Tweet from ‘Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): “america is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight” 11/03/2019, 00:21

Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose

Geee, I wonder what the price of oil will do tomorrow morning and how the stock market will react...

Thank you for venturing into the world of GI Joe and for bringing a lapsed comic book reader back to have another taste!

Not sure I can think of someone better suited to write and illustrate a 'silent issue' of GI Joe than @gabrielhardman.bsky.social to be brutally honest. Excited to see what this might bring!

Just went down a small 80s rabbithole, and happened across John Sedaca's 'Just Another Day' which I haven't heard in a decade at least.

Muttered to myself 'RIP Mr Sedaca'.

Checked Wikipedia for details.

*Ahem* RIP Mr Neil Sedaka

That image of the throw is impeccable

Starmer could do something really funny here with receipts

I honestly thought my neck muscles would have been competition-worthy by now with all the head-shaking through the past 14-15 months

Wait, WHAT??? $220 million spent on an ad campaign? Jaaaayyyzus

It's her, isn't it. She's the missing thing.

The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

🧵 1/5

Happy Slay The Spire II Day to all who celebrate. Ca-caw!

Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.

No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.

Worth a watch.

(🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)

U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000
miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Hard No

The purely idiotic use of pluralising 'off' in 'one off' here.

He really does come across as the suited toad-lackey to the bulbous final boss in a video game that got cancelled mid-development.

Welp, the cozy Scala gig for Angine de Poitrine I'd been really excited for has been upgraded now to the bigger Electric Ballroom due to demand...

Can just hear Peter Marinker's voice whenever I see screencaps of Goto.

Angine de Poitrine's 'Vol II' comes out April 3rd which is very welcome news indeed! Looking forward to blasting 'Sarniezz' into my ears until I'm sick to death with it.

I mean as the UK this is not *checks notes* pretty much ANY other President in US history we're dealing with.

Live pictures of me reacting to every piece of political news coming out of the US right now.

Breaking: Plans have been submitted to turn the Pentagon into the Tetracontaheptagon in honour of Trump's term as the 47th President. This will be paid for from taxpayer money that would have previously gone to the Department of Education budget. There will be at least 5 'War' McDonalds on site.

Pete Hegseth just made it clear that in this war Trump regime does NOT care about International law or even our own rules of engagement that are designed to save lives of civilians. This video will be played at the International Criminal Court as part of the prosecution of Hegseth for war crimes.

Literally just had to do the same after about 10 minutes worth of play and put the controller down. Get the feeling that this will end up being something special. Now we wait for an official release date.

Let's remember this little speech when things round back to Ukraine being pressured to cede territory and offer other concessions to Russia

Uh-mazing choice!! Cannot wait to see them in May