hannah, done playing nice

Rubio is the only person in the White House right now who has any fucking clue what's going on. the fact that he does nothing to help reign in the insanity makes him a bigger pile of garbage than most of them.

the solution is to dismantle DHS because it just shouldn't exist.

pure unadulterated islamaphobia and racism in broad daylight should not be allowed to go unpunchished. it'a socially acceptable to do so when they're neonazis.

1) i'm not enough of an american exceptionalism-brained fool to make such an uncerifiable claim
2) i never said trump didn't destroy our economy
3) biden was a pretty mid president all around and there's no reason for people to salivate over his presidency.

mind you, the clinton economy brought about the american surplus. almost 30 years later we now have a national debt of 38ish trillion, a debt biden did not lower.

hi this is a lie. biden's economy had some extremely strong points like job bounceback and low unemploymenr, and some abysmal lows like inflation. comparing it to other strong american economic eras shows we've had better numbers, but balanced out.

how much could one banana cost as policy

A reminder that Paxton bullies trans kids for funsies instead of going after any number of actual issues, and has just been clotheslined in a divorce for cheating on his ex-wife, while snaking his way out of accountability for laundering $3mil from the state.

Real upstanding fella. So moral.

It is really weird to me when people don’t like reading and books.

I get not having enough time to read. I get wanting to read more, but there are just too many distractions around you. Obviously, I get having disabilities that make it difficult to read.

But just not liking books? Who are you?

love those first two lines. this campaign has been kind of inspiring.

Tapper's inability to do anything but lick boots makes Wolf Blitzer look competent.

genocidal scumbag of a little flapjack

Hate that this is interchangeable with multiple scenes from American Dad

"i guess."

rad. rad. rad rad rad.

What's with these guys' use of the word "kinetic?" Where did that come from? Did someone focus-group test it and tell politicians to all start using it or what?

how much could one banana cost?

just did, the fbi agent said i got a freebie

anyone else ever think about how there are actually only 16 numbered iterations and we're just being gaslit at every level?

or you could always do what we did back in the day: torrent a terbyte of music over a VPN and only be limited by the space on your ipod.

idk how many times i need to tell my queer friends to stop using spotify, but it is way too many. it's not that hard, their are several other marginally less evil streaming services!

i see you checked your most recent 2k voicemails

have they had a moment that wasn't an optics headache recently? asking for a friend.

the court was never goint to save us, they were deliberately weakend for the last 20 years and now only serve to curtail the rights of minorities while emboldening violent right wing extremism.

P5R came close but... no one is topping P3FES, nor are they topping the evoker.

he keeps that last part up he'll be out in 2-3 scaramuccis.

more lemon, less sugar. girl scouts had a cookie that pulled this off mid-2000s.

also my sister's lemon bars have that lemony bite.

• D.H.S. Shutdown: The House plans to vote on restoring funding to the Department of Homeland Security, which is in the third week of a shutdown. Democrats are demanding new restrictions on federal immigration officers as part of any funding deal but Republicans have resisted and said the department must be funded to defend against terrorism threats during the war with Iran.

i think i speak for everyone here i'm saying "ARE WE FUCKING AT WAR OR NOT?"

i almost missed my subway stop texting this to people

this is what the incompetent do when they're grossly unpopular. but if we pay attentio to, again and as i will always say, MEDIVAL HISTORY, you'll easily find patterns like this there, and then continuously escalating faster and faster as the centuries roll onwards.

i love that we're not at war (yes we are) but somehow anti-war protests are unamerican (look at history and tell me that with a straight face).

gulf war 3 is a fucking nightmare scenario and everyone should be pissed that major news networks and more than half of our politicians want it, AGAIN.