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This adds to the ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ axis targeting of a series of heritage sites in Iran, Palestine and Lebanon over the past week (see post ๐ ๐งต)
Is there *anything* more fragile, more delicate than a white male conservative?
โOfficers at U.S. Central Command created the target coordinates for the strike using outdated data provided by the Defense Intelligence Agency, people briefed on the investigation said.โ www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...
Thinking of the email I got back from SteveB before I left Microsoft that consisted of a very courteous one sentence response with no caps and no punctuation.
short and to the point
The correlation between shoe size and penis size is a fallacy invented by clowns. ๐คก
a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'
you want to see a murder
To make sense of all this oil news, we need an emergency episode of Landman.
Jim Cramer is not a smart man.
That deadly attack on US service members also left "dozens w/ injuries including brain trauma, shrapnel wounds and burns. At least one may require the amputation of a limb."
More than 30 are hospitalized.
And credit where due: This is a strong story from CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com/news/strike-...
* SPAIN REMOVES AMBASSADOR TO ISRAEL, ACCORDING TO OFFICIAL STATE GAZETTE
@reuters.com
Itโs the same picture.
Well, duh.
Who could possibly have foreseen that war on Iran would (a) make Iran retaliate by closing the strait of Hormuz, which (b) could disrupt world oil markets, enriching Russia and penalizing most everyone else?
Who, indeed, except EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER THOUGHT FOR ONE MINUTE about the situation.
If it's not sustainable, ๐ it ๐ will ๐ not ๐ be ๐ sustained.
Americans demand to know who they have to bomb to lower gas prices
Thank you Emmanuel Macron for organising a call with G7 partners to discuss a coordinated response to the concerning situation in Iran and the Middle East.
We are focused on minimising the impact on security and the global energy market.
But the street _loves_ bullshit.
Clompinggate is amazing.
Lifeโฆ finds a way.
Waterloo Station
The best advice I have for writers is: the harder you try to impress people with your prose, the worse your prose will be. Sit down and try to communicate honestly, you will find the places for your flourishes and metaphors that actually serve greater meaning rather than your own ego.
SWEET FANCY MOSES. MY EYES!!!
literal actual factual scumbag coward clown shit.
Discalculated?
Catheter time. JK.
Remember, kids, your expertise is so worthless that AI companies will not properly compensate you for it while at the same time it is so valuable they can aggregate it under your name and integrate it into their services as a feature.
Without your consent, naturally.
Sorry.
It would have 11, but thatโs the most chicken they could blend in before it started getting mealy.