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@canubis

Twitter refugee. Grew up on a desert island.

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wet_haybale joined PeasantChat.

<puddlesipper> wellcome ye back
<wet_haybale> ta
<puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve
<wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ?
<HimWhatEkes> tis red
<wet_haybale> that be new ?
<gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up?
<wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

23.11.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 608 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 15614 πŸ” 4750 πŸ’¬ 380 πŸ“Œ 346

I've watched this cursed flick every Christmas since it first came out, and it *has* been bizarre to watch this whole subplot become reality over the last 30+ years.

It's like if the Popeye movie somehow specifically predicted 9/11.

28.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."

Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown

04.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 4277 πŸ” 1001 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6

sauron: the ring says it’s sorry

02.01.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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This fake news epidemic is getting out of hand. @nba.com

03.12.2025 06:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEnter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap

01.12.2025 07:57 πŸ‘ 764 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 6

Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.

12.11.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 836 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3
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a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me ALT: a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me

β€œThey come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give β€˜em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”

06.11.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When they go low, cook them.

05.11.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Stanley. Accrington Stanley.

17.10.2025 07:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOne Battle After Another,” dir. Paul Thomas Anderson (2025)

29.09.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4
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Dutch late night TV has its take

19.09.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 20919 πŸ” 8923 πŸ’¬ 511 πŸ“Œ 2082
Nathan Fielder.

Nathan Fielder.

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

06.09.2025 02:55 πŸ‘ 3102 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11
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Nail on the fucking head.

28.08.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 742 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 26
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this is the funniest possible way to brag about getting laid alot

12.08.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 438 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

10.10.2024 04:55 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
08.08.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 4708 πŸ” 1475 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 27

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

24.07.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 18245 πŸ” 4862 πŸ’¬ 363 πŸ“Œ 183

Hi! I'm the person who designs and implements all the 'Remember me at this computer' checkboxes on important websites. You'll be pleased to know they still don't work.

21.07.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 1636 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 7

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

16.12.2024 22:20 πŸ‘ 5648 πŸ” 974 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 57
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

18.07.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 4690 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 13
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

22.06.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 25632 πŸ” 10080 πŸ’¬ 621 πŸ“Œ 1332
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22.06.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 4845 πŸ” 812 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 19

Post a Superman comic that came out the month you turned 15

20.06.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A short tragedy, 2025 edition.

03.06.2025 04:49 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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✨WHEEZING✨
(please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant πŸ’€)

28.05.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 2887 πŸ” 676 πŸ’¬ 354 πŸ“Œ 1153

In the "why is this a mockumentary" genre of sitcoms, I'd take St. Denis Medical over Abbott Elementary all day. So good.

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