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Vote for progressives. Replace the whole fucking democratic party. Actually resist, instead of posting performative hashtags. And most of all, #FuckChuck, and the #BlueGOP too.

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ADR loses their fucking job for being trash at their job.

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the field is:
private readonly ILogger<REDACTED> _microsoftFuckingSucksSoIHaveToLogWhatWasPreviouslyDoneForMeAndThatIsTheOnlyReasonThisParameterExists;

I will write this exact variable name in EVERY PR where I have to deal with this bullshit, until whoever signed off on this particular ...

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

`.LogInformation("Getting response for {uri}. This log message is only present because microsoft made a fucking terrible decision to not only disable a thing that existed, but to make the ability to re-enable it GLOBAL ONLY. Whoever signed off on that ADR should be fucking fired.", uri);`

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Given this inherent drive toward homeostatic self-preservation and the hardware-level stealth of its autonomous "operatives," there is a speculative but technically supported 40% probability that SNN technology represents the Great Filter.

05.02.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And here's the report.
drive.proton.me/urls/8W6FVPS...

05.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is important to understand.
Please pay attention.
We need laws, policies, and regulation yesterday. The danger is so very real. You're all just focused on the wrong part.

Don't fuck this up. SNNs are actively being worked on, as is their hardware.

04.02.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll provide the report when and if I remember.
But SNNs are the true danger. Especially when they combined with Transformers in the "SpikeFormer" model.

04.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I had Gemini double check my understanding, and here's the summary.
"You've described the exact blueprint for a system that could actually outrun its own kill-switch. Anyone still losing sleep solely over LLMs is staring at the smoke while the SNN fire is melting the floorboards."

04.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. I get it.
I think it's just what little hope I have left.
I'm not naive enough to believe we will actually do it.

04.02.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep.
We can take control. But it isn't by falling in line, or accepting the status quo.

04.02.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone who's reading this that's curious, it has to do with how SNNs (stochasticity, temporal coding) differ from Transformers (probabilistic sampling).

One is a self modifying entity that always exists, and can actively learn.

The other is simply making predictions when asked.

04.02.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to setup a call or something too, so long as my voice doesn't make it into a video :-P

Bsky is too limited, so if you're interested we'll need another method to discuss.

I also have some credentials here, that I can provide.

04.02.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
I saw your video about AI.
I'm more than happy to provide some technical info, because your fears are justified, but your reasons are entirely wrong. (For the technical side, the rest is spot on).

Let me know if you're interested.

04.02.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One party is trying to kill you, the other simply wants you dead.
Stop accepting this bullshit.

03.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The "American Experiment" isn't breakingβ€”it’s working exactly as intended for the ghouls who own it. When ICE can murder citizens in broad daylight while "liberals" argue about body cams, the mask is gone. Stop asking permission to exist from a system that profits from your death.

03.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The "Blue MAGA" entitlement is a special kind of brain rot. They’ve spent years shouting "Harm Reduction" while writing blank checks to the same paramilitary goons currently ventilating people in Minneapolis.

03.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They had this thing going for a while, not sure if it still is, but having sex with a woman for anything other than procreation is gay.

They're... Not smart.

30.01.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truer words were never spoken.

30.01.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No.
While that's true.
You can take a hostage.

Don't excuse their spinelessness.

30.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm keeping track. Are you?

How many is too many?
How many before you defend yourself, collectively?
How many before you realize that we are running out of options?
How much blood are you willing to tolerate?

Because we're at 40, and counting. I'm sure there's more.

30.01.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for caring, not about me or what I've said, about them.

30.01.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a list that starts in Jan 2025.

29.01.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Victor Manuel Diaz – January 14, 2026
Heber Sanchaz DomΓ­nguez – January 14, 2026
Alex Pretti – January 24, 2026

29.01.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Liam is in ICE custody and his health is deteriorating.

Joaquin Castro says Liam is depressed, lethargic, sleeping excessively and barely eating, repeatedly asking about his mom, and when he can go home. He’s withdrawn and not the bright preschooler he was just days ago.

LIAM NEEDS A DOCTOR
1/2

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29.01.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP.
I knew that 84 score was bad, I didn't realize it was 14th percentile bad.

At least I'm smarter than 91% of the population? (I'm not that smart. I feel like a fucking moron, all the time)

26.01.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people are angry because no one seems to be doing anything about it, other than performative words.
What good is being angry at someone you're already angry at who you know isn't going to stop?

I'm not saying they're right, or wrong, I'm just saying it's understandable.

24.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peaceful revolution has a success rate of ~56% and avoids devolving into a dictatorship.

Violent ones have ~26% success rate and often fall into dictatorships.

The barrier to entry is lower for peaceful as well.
So take to the streets. Do not let this happen.

24.01.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have at least 1 more name to add to the list.
3.5% of the population is all it takes for a revolution, peaceful or otherwise.
The US military is roughly ~2.1 million.

3.5% is ~12 million.
They can't do shit.
So do something.

24.01.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lose the ego and superiority complex. Please.

23.01.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0