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Hilarious that in the same post threatening the media for spreading "hoaxes and distortions," the FCC Chair calls Trump's 1.5 percent margin in 2024 "a landslide election victory."

14.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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From Substack account.

13.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 4099 πŸ” 1670 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 78

Gramps learned a new word

14.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There is absolutely no bottom.

@cnn.com
www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/p...

14.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1032 πŸ” 440 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 42
orange cat looking grumpy

orange cat looking grumpy

I bent over to pet him, forgot I was holding an open bottle of water, and poured it all over the floor in front of him. now he is just staring at me like this

14.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 724 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œSo damaged is the department’s reputation for truth-telling at this point, one judge noted despairingly, that β€˜the court is left with little confidence’ that government lawyers β€˜can be trusted to tell the truth about anything.’ ”

Deborah Pearlstein/Director/Princeton Program in Law & Public Policy

13.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1769 πŸ” 655 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 23
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Scanlon: I think we’ve got an embarrassment of folks who are deserving of impeachment, and the question is going to be priorities β€” who first?

There are certainly a number of people who should be subject to impeachment, criminal prosecution, and being banned from public office.

13.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3490 πŸ” 901 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 55

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

14.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 11137 πŸ” 2332 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 51

Have we taken to calling the #EpsteinWar #OperationEpicFail yet?

13.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1686 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 23
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McGowan: You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack this country. Here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something…

14.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 24098 πŸ” 7013 πŸ’¬ 643 πŸ“Œ 310
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Sorry to get political again on the silly Nintendo fangirl account but hey gang: when do we start really worrying about this shit. Are we there yet? Feels like we are there.

13.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 5760 πŸ” 2293 πŸ’¬ 439 πŸ“Œ 230
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ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose β€˜targets’

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

13.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 9333 πŸ” 5582 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 390

Every right-of-center regime in my lifetime has done politics by pandering to the two core principles of the American Rube: (1) things are bad because of Those People and (2) being Tough / Not Woke is the forbidden ritual magick that would Fix Everything if our weak leaders would just use it. (1/2)

13.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 402 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Search-and-rescue crews were β€œflying blind” trying to rescue survivors from deadly tornadoes that hit the Midwest last week.

Why? Because Kristi Noem hadn't approved FEMA’s $200,000 contract with a tornado-tracking tool.

But she had time to spend $220 million on anti-immigrant ads. Priorities.

13.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 19494 πŸ” 8096 πŸ’¬ 509 πŸ“Œ 268
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Trump: "And now I, as the 47th President of the United States, am killing them.
What a great honor it is to do so!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Trump is the deranged scumbag.

13.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 1449 πŸ” 433 πŸ’¬ 314 πŸ“Œ 86
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I may never have related to a post more than I relate to this.

12.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 832 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 4

Ms Rachel has shifted from advocating for children killed by bombs that our taxes pay for, to advocating for children that our government is imprisoning without cause, which our taxes also pay for.
This isn’t what a kid’s entertainer should feel the need to do, but since we’re here, more ppl should.

13.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 6471 πŸ” 1002 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 26
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Our government is being run by idiots, there is no other way to say it. These people are incompetent and Americans are paying the price for their stupidity, literally, we’re paying more for almost everything because they’re dumb.

12.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 1323 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 32

Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.

12.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 2823 πŸ” 518 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 14

I love that Trump's toadies are wearing comically large shoes because the boss bought them and they're too chickenshit to mention that he guessed the wrong size.

11.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2384 πŸ” 474 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 70
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

11.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 7001 πŸ” 2522 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 63

Removal, followed by trials...so many trials

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11.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 867 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11

He’s not playing chess literally. He’s not playing chess figuratively. He’s not playing chess on any level of abstraction whatsoever. I doubt he can play chess.

11.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 6396 πŸ” 853 πŸ’¬ 623 πŸ“Œ 70
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Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.

This is just astonishingly great reporting.

All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.

And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 4683 πŸ” 2228 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 81
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DHS Ousts CBP Privacy Officers Who Questioned β€˜Illegal’ Orders Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.

Scoop: DHS ousted multiple privacy officers at CBP after they questioned orders to purposely mislabel records about government surveillance to prevent their release under FOIA.

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3062 πŸ” 1790 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 90

18 Dems just voted *today* for Trump’s agenda. Does it make sense yet why they’re so unpopular?

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1456 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 24

I’m just not understanding how there is ample proof going around of the president molesting children and he is literally still the fucking PRESIDENT.

11.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 685 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 7
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Court documents expose Rubio, Wiles and Conway's ties to $50 million scam And they're just the tip of the iceberg

Inside a $50 million Venezuelan lobbying deal and a court battle ensnaring White House power brokers β€” including Secretary of State Marco Rubio and chief of staff Susie Wiles.

10.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1220 πŸ” 625 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 38
Tweet from Sky News on Mar 8, 2026

"Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed""

Tweet from Sky News on Mar 8, 2026 "Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed""

It's always the same

400 Lebanese, including 83 children, mysteriously "dead"

2 Israeli soldiers "killed"

"Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed" - Sky News

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