I have a specific beef with Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" cause whenever that song came on the radio while I was at the gym the "The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now" line would make me laugh audibly, making me look like an insane person (which I normally hide well)
For a long time, I thought the chorus of Mr. Brightside by The Killers was directed at a woman named Chelsea
Can we get this for music? Give me a simpler version of 70s prog rock that stays in 4/4 and doesn't syncopate the rhythm too much
This is like "hmm I can't lift these weights at the gym so I'm gonna use a forklift" what are we doing here
"But what if my reading level isn't high enough for this book?" Read a different book then and increase your reading level, numbnuts
Ever wanted to read a synopsis of a book but thought "man, if only this took almost as long as reading the whole book and had really shit prose?" No? Well, AI can do it for you, so, yes you have. Shut up. Yes you have. You want this
The opposition shouldn't call them weird though. That's divisive
What languages has it been dubbed in?
It's gonna be increasingly hard as time goes on for young people to keep up with current popular culture (which older generations are not expected to do) while also knowing stuff from the past. Cause there keeps being more pop culture past to remember.
And then I went my way and believed myself
Asking for directions irl goes exactly like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Xx...
This one time the bartender tried to charge me 560k yen for a few drinks and when I refused to pay he took me outside and breakdance fought me until I beat his ass hard enough that he admitted he was actually serving me bargain bin swill but making it sound fancy. Top service
There's only one country insane enough to actually use nukes and that country is located nowhere near the middle east
Corrupt official who says umm I'm literally neurodivergent and a bribe addict, so...
High risk that the DNC picks a nominee to the right of Rubio
The S&P (shit & poop) 500
The world is now a worse place, so, you know. Mission accomplished. That was always the goal. MAGA can only think in terms of fucking others over.
The war may have increased oil prices in the US and thus negatively affected Americans, but it is causing death and destruction and the oil prices are affecting others worldwide too so from their perspective it's a success.
He's extremely persistent about stealing it and then just plays with it, batting it around, only eating it when you threaten to take it off of him
Yuko steals fries for sport. It's very annoying
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Trump went to see the bodies of the army guys who died and I think that must've been a thrill for him, like. "Holy shit, these guys actually died for me", he's gonna want more of that
The Joker doing an ad read like "these discounts are normal, to me"
Granted, X has its issues, but bsky is unfortunately full of people who haven't really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
I'm not a masochist except when it comes to music. Punish me with sounds
We need to shift focus away from "is AI sentient" and towards "are AI enjoyers sentient"
They did make a sequel to cum it's called Cum 2: Brazil
