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Grafisch ontwerp is mijn passie

I knooow

Babe that was just orgasmslop. You only liked it cause I made you cum

By god Dennis Hopper was doing stuff. Absolutely nonsensical as a portrayal of Bowser but you can't deny he was doing things and behaving certain ways!

He looks like a little kid standing out in the hall in shame while his mom cleans up a peepee he did on the floor in his bedroom

I have a specific beef with Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" cause whenever that song came on the radio while I was at the gym the "The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now" line would make me laugh audibly, making me look like an insane person (which I normally hide well)

For a long time, I thought the chorus of Mr. Brightside by The Killers was directed at a woman named Chelsea

Can we get this for music? Give me a simpler version of 70s prog rock that stays in 4/4 and doesn't syncopate the rhythm too much

This is like "hmm I can't lift these weights at the gym so I'm gonna use a forklift" what are we doing here

"But what if my reading level isn't high enough for this book?" Read a different book then and increase your reading level, numbnuts

Ever wanted to read a synopsis of a book but thought "man, if only this took almost as long as reading the whole book and had really shit prose?" No? Well, AI can do it for you, so, yes you have. Shut up. Yes you have. You want this

The opposition shouldn't call them weird though. That's divisive

What languages has it been dubbed in?

It's gonna be increasingly hard as time goes on for young people to keep up with current popular culture (which older generations are not expected to do) while also knowing stuff from the past. Cause there keeps being more pop culture past to remember.

And then I went my way and believed myself

Yakuza: Like A Dragon - GO YOUR WAY! BELIEVE YOURSELF! YouTube video by StrongD0G

Asking for directions irl goes exactly like this

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This one time the bartender tried to charge me 560k yen for a few drinks and when I refused to pay he took me outside and breakdance fought me until I beat his ass hard enough that he admitted he was actually serving me bargain bin swill but making it sound fancy. Top service

There's only one country insane enough to actually use nukes and that country is located nowhere near the middle east

Corrupt official who says umm I'm literally neurodivergent and a bribe addict, so...

High risk that the DNC picks a nominee to the right of Rubio

The S&P (shit & poop) 500

The world is now a worse place, so, you know. Mission accomplished. That was always the goal. MAGA can only think in terms of fucking others over.

The war may have increased oil prices in the US and thus negatively affected Americans, but it is causing death and destruction and the oil prices are affecting others worldwide too so from their perspective it's a success.

He's extremely persistent about stealing it and then just plays with it, batting it around, only eating it when you threaten to take it off of him

Yuko steals fries for sport. It's very annoying

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Trump went to see the bodies of the army guys who died and I think that must've been a thrill for him, like. "Holy shit, these guys actually died for me", he's gonna want more of that