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JD Nutmeg 🏠🐻 at the Cottage

@nutmeghousebear

Forty-ish, funny-ish, furry-ish, fabul-ish | πŸ»πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ“ΊπŸ˜Ί Here for cats, catty housewives (Bravo) & some other reality and pop culture. Serving Suggestion: a grain of saltπŸ§‚

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BLESS YOU! I love it! OMG

12.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you are!
I love that there's a Michols off duty gif lol

12.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Basically... "I prepared a cold dish, but I'm burnt"

12.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oop. Looks good tho.
That mean he's gonna be less Hangry? haha

12.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But, still you rise!

11.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Padma voice: Did you mean to do all that work to make a shitty dish for yourself?

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I love seeing this pop up in my feed when we keep chatting in here. Yum!

11.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT part. So worth ordering out not making. lol

11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait. Yass! Leggo!

11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are just some things that I could make but I'd rather not. This could be one? Risotto is another for me.

10.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In addition to your xtube? 😁

10.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yasss πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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09.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kurrrn πŸ‘‘

09.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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But ... But ... He had a feeling. A factual feeling.

09.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone actually write on the back pages of their legal pad? Idk feels inconvenient.

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But one thing about Dara that we saw, her mouth says one thing but her face and body language tell the truth. πŸ‘€

09.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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Damn, you already covered it. My bad lol πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

09.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, they can give you goggles πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any roomies with a magpie?

09.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had the same thought, haha!

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do I need better friends? Dang it!

09.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ahhh. I've noticed an uptick in sightings out in the wild.

09.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Provo?

09.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A compliment? haha

09.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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IKTR! SMH.

09.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eggs alone do not a brunch make, IMHO lol

08.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, I hope my waitress has the day she deserves. Jkjk

08.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But that you tried. It's nice to get a pleasant and unexpected surprise. Well done on the waiter.

08.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chile, I wanna know the same thing. Nixed pancakes and French toast.. ruuuuude!

08.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0