I'll take him if she gets bored.
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I'll take him if she gets bored.
What I love about Max Landis is he managed to fuck up "born on third base."
he's a piece of work, no? lol
OMFG thank you!!!
A black and white photo of a man suffering from smallpox. His face is riddled with pustules.
I posted a 1912 photo of a man with smallpox and someone asked if it was AI. That says something about the moment we’re living in: because of vaccination, we’re now so far removed from this virus that real images of it look fake. #medicalhistory #vaccines #vaccineswork #skystorians
Not fer nothing, that's a hell of a big coyote for an urban area.
That is a gown from a spouse who FULLY expects to see you in it. I'm sleeping in a t-shirt and sweatpants.
Jared knows where the marriage bread is buttered, but wow, he went so far as to get the MaraLago face? I know he's yelling here, but damn his face is paralyzed.
(Still a pedo, clearly.)
trump was always SO aggressively unattractive. No grooming standards, looked 100% like shit all the time. I'm stunned Epstein even wanted to hang out with him, trump looked like dogshit even when he was in his 40s and his "real estate empire" was propped up by family legacy and leveraged assets.
"Hmm, I need a glog of wiper fluid. Better dig out the stepladder."
I fucken hate this aesthetic SO GODDAMN MUCH.
When I see this illustration I honestly, not kidding, think this one is the fake.
He knows he has a guaranteed out, so long as he doesn't name names.
"Yes, good morning Mr Kushner. My first question, why are you attending this summit?"
"I AM WEARING AN EXPENSIVE SUIT AND I AM MARRIED TO THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER. WHO IS ALSO EXPENSIVE."
Trump, a loser, begging for people to bail him out. Tale as old as time, dating way back to Donald's desperate daddy buying buckets of casino chips to try to save his failson from humiliating bankruptcy.
Sad to lose the olive branch, but loving the new trans Lady Liberty. Bold, strong, beautiful, determined to guide America through the next dark days.
It doesn’t matter what Surgeon General nominee Casey Means says now.
The fact that during her confirmation hearing she was unable to give a complete and unambiguous recommendation for the MMR vaccine is immediately and irrevocably disqualifying.
Especially in the midst the U.S. measles outbreak.
Loser DOGE shitheads should be the first to know that "the internet is forever."
Yeah. A few folks cited Goldman's "abolish ICE" flip as evidence that pressure works, but in reality it only shows which weathervane candidates will adjust their messaging to match the way the voter wind is blowing, and re-tack once they're in office
I think most professionals would call the former president's medical condition as "malingering."
You dicks HAD Voice of America, it was already a federal propaganda channel and you fired everyone for being too woke, lol. Good luck trying to convince sane people to watch CNN's "we droned 150 schoolgirls and it ruled" or "God's Not Dead pt 9" or whatever.
I clicked thru to try to find out which copaganda series that blue uniform photo was from, because I ain't seen cops that naked since 1970. No plate vest? No spray? Where's the "less than lethal" shotgun?
I'm buying a new candle just for this kid. 10 years from now when he gets what I'm chanting for he'll be like, WHY MEEEE? And I'll be smiling, because it was me.
UFC gonna train FBI agents to what, high kick a database? Back elbow suspicious financial transactions? Even these three losers think UFC is a joke. sports.yahoo.com/articles/jak...
It's a niche skill
I'm giving the benefit of the doubt on this one, that poor Esme got done dirty by the headline editor who thinks "niche" means "extremely desired." At least they acknowledge it's CRITICAL, ffs.
Illustration of a WWII bomber riddled with enemy damage on the wings and tail, but not the ball turret or propeller motors. This hypothetical pattern of damage of surviving aircraft shows locations where they can sustain damage and still return home. If the aircraft was reinforced in the most commonly hit areas, this would be a result of survivorship bias because crucial data from fatally damaged planes was being ignored; those hit in other places did not survive. In other terms, “We need to reinforce the other parts, because they made the other planes unable to return.”
The entire "antivax" movement is classic survivorship bias.
OH FOR FUCK JUST HAPPEN ALREADY. DO IT. DOOO ITT. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-neck-...
Even if this were true (lol) this is very specifically and definitionally not a threat to America. A favor, more like.