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Naturist family (me, wife, two kids). Re-posts encouraged. Take care and be bare. Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it. #naturist #naturism #familynaturism

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You'd have to fight the kids for them. ๐Ÿคฃ

18.02.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Note that the video doesn't pan up to the ceiling or to the floor. ๐Ÿ˜

17.02.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy #naturist Pancake Day.

17.02.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what I'd really like? A laptop where there's a fingerprint reader on the lid as well as inside so I can do fingerprint unlock whilst the lid is closed when I'm using an external monitor. (I'd also like to know how to correctly punctuate that last sentence to make it more readable.)

27.01.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a problem. I've never been accused of being up to date. ๐Ÿ˜

23.01.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First make it work.
Then make it right.
Then make it fast.

And for goodness sake don't mess with it after that.

23.01.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a planet nude article. The title is "A note for UK readers about access and age verification" with the subheading "How new age-verification rules affect UK readers, and why were concerned", but the article is blocked with the message that it is age-restricted content and to view it the viewer needs to verify their age.

Screenshot of a planet nude article. The title is "A note for UK readers about access and age verification" with the subheading "How new age-verification rules affect UK readers, and why were concerned", but the article is blocked with the message that it is age-restricted content and to view it the viewer needs to verify their age.

#irony

03.01.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A #naturist photo of me, naked, standing by our Christmas tree.

A #naturist photo of me, naked, standing by our Christmas tree.

Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. โค๏ธ

25.12.2024 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 159 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that's work done for the year. ๐Ÿบ

19.12.2025 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose I should be thankful that I can replace the bulbs. If they were LED lights the manual says "Please see an authorised dealer." ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

17.12.2025 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do car headlamp bulbs always go during the winter when it's cold and wet? And given that they are one of the parts most likely to need changing why do car manufacturers make it so bloody difficult to change them? ๐Ÿ˜ 

17.12.2025 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand what you're saying, but the button in the app pops up the choice between "Repost" and "Quote post" and even X's button calls it "Repost". I would think people would take that understanding now.

11.12.2025 08:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never quite understood why people don't like reposts. It's part of the ethos of social media. As long as it's an actual repost and not a "steal the photo and post it as your own".

(My bio says "Re-posts encouraged." ๐Ÿคฃ)

10.12.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They just need to ask China. ๐Ÿ˜

26.11.2025 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best things we've ever bought.

22.11.2025 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very much so. Missing the sun, but the hot tub is some compensation. ๐Ÿ˜ Hope all is well with you too.

22.11.2025 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of me and Mrs Naked Techie. We are both naked although you can only see the top half of us.

A photo of me and Mrs Naked Techie. We are both naked although you can only see the top half of us.

Happy #naked Friday world! #naturism

21.11.2025 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 143 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you draw a picture of me winning the jackpot in the lottery? ๐Ÿ˜

11.11.2025 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
nake - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

I nake
You nake
He/She/It nakes
We nake
They nake
One nakes

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nake

#naturism

01.11.2025 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Summary of the Amazon DynamoDB Service Disruption in Northern Virginia (US-EAST-1) Region

I need to start using the phrase "entered a state of congestive collapse". ๐Ÿ˜

aws.amazon.com/message/1019...

23.10.2025 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always after 5 o'clock somewhere. ๐Ÿป

18.10.2025 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽต It's a nude dawn, it's a nude day, it's a nude life for me, and I'm feeling good. ๐ŸŽต (Apologies to Nina Simone.)

18.10.2025 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to the episode when the captain has to use his passkey to authenticate.

01.10.2025 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just a jump to the left...

29.09.2025 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you. It was a great holiday. Got to love Fuerteventuran beaches.

18.09.2025 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They didn't feel very soft. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ The things we do for art.

18.09.2025 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I was *extremely* careful. ๐Ÿคฃ

18.09.2025 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me, sitting naked on some rocks with a rocky cliff behind me.

Me, sitting naked on some rocks with a rocky cliff behind me.

Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism

18.09.2025 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

28.08.2025 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was supposed to be going to the Aztec Volleyball Tournament at @naturistfoundation.org this weekend, but I managed to catch something on the last day of our holiday and it's refusing to budge. Guess I'll have to be content watching the F1 race rather than competing in #naturist volleyball. ๐Ÿค’

28.08.2025 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0