Lemmie Caution

worth saying again these these unilateral cuts are illegal. neither trump nor musk has the authority to unilaterally slash appropriated funds.

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.

Now.

Print hard copies.

And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...

Today I learned I should check out the dollar tree.

Happy Valentine's Day, you goddamn jerk. Fuck you. I still love you. - Marwood

There was an early 70s Sesame Street where Buffy Ste Marie explained breastfeeding to big bird, while actively nursing her baby.

A gray and white cat with golden amber eyes is relaxing on some light gray carpet and looking to the right with sun shining on him

A beautiful fluffy baby

Hey what ever happened to the "really scary" drone sightings

The tiny pocket in jeans is for guitar picks. Why is this controversial

A little raw milk will clear that right up

Have been clenching my jaw so hard and for so long I've got a headache and a sore neck. Someone take me to the dark web so I can get Ketamine.

I've moved up to a whole-body tremble

Frequently wishing my parents had stayed in Canada a little longer so I could've been born there.

Not now. But one day.

I regret to inform you that you might have to stop referring to them as "the babies" and move on to "the lads" or "the fellows" because they're starting to look like lads (or fellows).

A dvd case for Trainspotting, with the sort of colorful late 90s design associated with teen comedies and the cast in similarly fun-movie poses

The back of the case reading “The motion picture sensation that wowed critics and audiences nationwide, Trainspotting delivers a wild mix of rebellious action and wicked humor! It's the story of four friends as they try to make it in the world on their own terms...and who end up planning the ultimate scam! Powered by an outstanding cast of rising young stars (including Emma's Ewan McGregor and a high-energy soundtrack, Trainspotting spectacular, groundbreaking entertainment!”

So this isn’t INACCURATE but I feel like this dvd case is……..misleading

Mister Rogers would be deeply disappointed in so many of you.

Isn't it exhausting, though? Don't they ever get tired of lugging around all this bitterness? Does it accomplish anything other than making them feel slightly less miserable by making someone else slightly more miserable? Have they tried being kind? Even once?

I used to worry about the cement mixer pelicans.

Necro-neuromancer

Maybe I'm painfully stupid or naïve but I don't understand hating people for just existing. I cannot get my head around this. I've never been able to. Maybe because Little Lemmie was bullied though 13 years of school just for being different. I don't know

If you're a bird that can chisel out a picture in a few seconds though... I mean, that's gotta pay pretty good.

Really fun that I get to "find out" because other people thought it would be good to fuck around

Necro-necromancer

I forgot to have sex for about 15 years. I can't remember if I miss it or not

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

ME: Oh no David Lynch died.

COWORKER: who’s that?

ME: a great director.

CW: of product management?

Feeling a little broken because while I've seen most of David Lynch's work, it never affected me in any way.

I can't really think if there's any movie or director that ever made me feel some kind of way.