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Abe Hassan

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San Francisco. ๐ŸŒ‰ Site Reliability Manager at Google. ๐Ÿ’ป Also, I love television. ๐ŸŽฌ

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omg, i didn't know this! *very* wool

03.02.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that a clever way of saying "do you allow us to use cookies?"

02.02.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I judge people who say "who" when they mean "whom" far less than people who overcorrect. Same with "and I". Just say "and me".

17.01.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

last minute gift idea for every man in your life: nose & ear hair trimmer. if they already have one, then get them fresh batteries for their nose & ear hair trimmer.

25.12.2025 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

agreed. i won't go first, but it's something i've noticed.

22.12.2025 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Mary! but about Mary Steenburgen and her husband is just called "Mary's Husband" the entire time.

19.12.2025 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's one thing to hold self-driving cars to an impossible standard of being perfect drivers ... but "at least as good as humans" is the minimum bar to clear here. yikes.

16.12.2025 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

none of this story makes sense but I also don't remember enough of it to confidently say it didn't happen

15.12.2025 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe 20 years ago, a friend and I chit chatted with someone next to us at a diner. He said he had worked on movies, like When Harry Met Sally. He gave his sunglasses to my friend.

I don't remember the person or the conversation too clearly, but I'm pretty sure I met Rob Reiner?

15.12.2025 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just airdropped from my pixel to an iphone, and vice versa. never thought this would happen!!

13.12.2025 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes, she did the Halloween into Santa transition for at least the last four or five years!

06.12.2025 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

addams family values is not a thanksgiving movie! they are at summer camp, when they do a play about the first thanksgiving. however, it can be watched at any time of year.

27.11.2025 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes!! not as good as act 1 but way better than I expected!!!

21.11.2025 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ashley padilla is a shining star in this season of SNL!!

16.11.2025 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

approved

14.11.2025 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you

11.11.2025 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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thank you, Madam Speaker, for loving and representing San Francisco

06.11.2025 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congrats to new york city, virginia, and new jersey for making the right choices ... and let's hope california does too!

05.11.2025 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate the "surge" framing, because it makes it sound like a legitimate thing that they're just considering doing more of, rather than an illegitimate and unnecessary thing in the first place.

24.10.2025 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

interesting choice of how to spend your evening

23.10.2025 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what about non-english languages? "uno mil, dos mil ..." doesn't feel like it works the same

22.10.2025 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

???????????

22.10.2025 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what do people in other countries say instead of "one mississippi, two mississippi, ..."?

22.10.2025 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seems like an oversight to not have wellsfoundation.net from Loot Season 2 actually point to a valid website. (though at least it's registered! by NBC Universal?)

21.10.2025 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

exTREMEly cute!!!

20.10.2025 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is actually super insanely cool!!! for once!!

15.10.2025 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

English Teacher is so clever and funny, but in particular, "Grant's Dinner Party" (S2E3) is laugh-out-loud hysterical!

13.10.2025 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no i don't think so. it's funny but not THAT funny.

07.10.2025 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if only Six Apart had an app....

06.10.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0