Shirley.

Make it happen, Press. Dig deep and find your courage.
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#Trump #Epstein

Sir, you're currently suing the BBC, for alleged damage to your reputation. Why won't you sue the increasing number of Americans calling you a pedophile? Do you not feel being called a raper of children does particular damage to your reputation?

#Trump #Epstein

The man who bought (Ex-)Prince Andrew's favorite teddy bear, has said he intends extracting the disgraced Royal's DNA, and cloning him. "There's a huge amount of dried semen on Ted, and our scientists should be able to put together his sequence from that. Simple.

#Trump

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"No quarter given, no nickel given, and NO, I can't spare a dime, greaseball; but here's some STEEL, Muthafucka - AMERICAN steel! HAHA. Say Hi to the horny virgins for me, loser, haha."
#Hegseth #Trump

He's just so far beyond ridiculous, it's... ridiculous.
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A drunk voice yells: "HEY SWEETCHEEKS, GIVEN THE CHANCE, WOULD YOU PREFER YOUR LIPS ON MY HOT ASS, OR YOUR GUMS ROUND MY SWEET PLUMS? OR BOTH? HAHAHA.."
I ignored him and walked on. I felt sorry for him actually (And contempt, of course)
Next time I see the guy he's Sec of War.
Jo
#Hegseth #Trump

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Either way, they're now "floating at the bottom of the sea" (Don't ask me how that might be possible: I'm not a flotation engineer)

A man from Oman (A big strong man), he come up to me today, and he crying, and he say: "Oh FLOTUS, thank you! Thank you for your Vision of what a world in Harmony might be like. Oman salutes you" And he go to hug me and my security they shoot him. He dead. But he die with smile on his big happy face

We got a Nero!
We're fastened on to a Nero (what an awful plight).
He's gotta be stopped; and he's gotta be tried;
And his soul's gotta face its Long Night.... Face its Long Night.
#Trump

We got the enriched Uranium, folks! We just marched right into the Iran nuclee'r facility and took it - GIMMEE THE ENRICHED URANIUM, LOSERS!
And now I'm gonna responsibly dispose of it, so that it won't ever trouble the American People's minds again. The Iranian Uranium is toast!
#Trump #Hegseth

#HEGSETH: Now I'm gonna dance...

HEG: Kiss my boots, Libturds

These boots are made for warrin'; and that's just what they're gonna do.
Be careful that one day they don't war the fuck all over you

Are you ready boots? Start warrin'.

Thank you Mr Prez.

#TRUMP: Thank you Pete; that was great. Wasn't he great? Now he's gonna dance

Julian Lennon sues #Trump, over "ludicrous and embarrasing butchering" of late father John's, anti-war hit: "Happy Birthday, War is over"
"War isn't fucking over; not in Ukraine, not in Gaza and certainly not in the Middle fucking East", he fumed. "I'm absolutely fuming at this fucking abomination!"

"Don't thank Me," says Jesus - "it was Trump;
He calmed the raging waters and made the bunny jump;
He soothed the angry savage, and brought his heart to me;
He kicked the ass of Allah; and threw him in the sea"

(All)
War is over; let's give peace a chance;
War is over; let's see #Trump dance! (X10

#Trump to release CD to ceebrate ending war.

There'll be no more tears in Tehran, Dan;
They'll dance in the streets in Oman, man; and cry -
Yabbaa-Dabba-Doo! in Dubai, Di. And I? I'll smile and say -
Happy Birthday Di and Dan and Jesus - War is over.

War is over; let's give Peace a chance(x10)

...ass (The haggis also wore blackface. I don't know why)... Such a waste. I hate to see food wasted (even haggis which is mostly waste anyway, and hardly fit for pigs... The Chinkys love it; did you know that?... They'll eat anything). I digress...

Where was I?
#Trump

This is #Trump Fan, Greta on the left, and Joe Biden's pussy, Willow, on the right.
Using your skill and judgement, see if you can combine the two images to produce a SINGLE extraordinary image.

The first entrant (If any) wins the chance to Follow me.

He used to be a compo lawyer in NY, repping assorted con-persons with their ludicrous claims. His ads said:

"If you can say yes to this Q: "Need a compo lawyer who's not afraid to put his Brains AND his BALLS on the line for you? Then call me, Dicky Kahn, TODAY; Cos If ANY cunt can, KAHN CAN!"

That shows you what we're up against!

No-one could have foreseen the fucker getting a second chance; not America and not Europe.

Yes... And your point is?

"Correct. And after we rename it the Straight of America, we're gonna *straighten it out* - because it isn't straight just now, not remotely. And once it's straightened up, nothing will stop us!..."

"We'd be better off with a fucking cat running the joint"

Yep; and I'm that cat.

RIGBY: #Trump's aides are saying he doesn't want to meet you because you're a quote "Non-Entity, who'll never be PM"; and you quote "Stink" of quote "Beer and cigarettes and shit". He says you're a "Lightweight and an embarrassment to the UK". What say you Nigel?

#FARAGE: Now listen here you...

He isn't - He's dead; alive AND dead - both.

Well, hundeds of thousands of Americans dying of Covid did not (As far as I know) cause him any grief; so...

At least he's not doing The Dance. That's something.

So, why haven't the guards talked? And whoever did the murder? And whoever fucked about with the cameras(If they did)? And whoever else? Have none of these people confessed to their spouses/friends etc? Naah....... I'm less sceptical than I was, but still sceptical.