Kakapo, Baseball Bird

My bird’s happy to see me this morning, look at that messy beak

Oh man Japan never stood a chance-

There is no greater compliment

My wife and I have been unemployed since July 1. In that time we have caught up on the Final Fantasy 14 story quests. At *least* 500 hours of gameplay each.

But we got there. What a phenomenal game.

It’s truly hurt my local baseball team, the Los Angeles Do—*taps earpiece* wait what

I love Ronald Acuna Jr so much.

*ahem*

I love that it’s the 7th inning and everyone is on the edge of their seats. No one is giving up on either team, because anything could happen. Vibes are off the charts.

This is the best.

BASEBALL IS SO
FUCKING
GOOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED THIS IS THE GREATEST SPORT AND THE GREATEST EVENT IN HUMAN EXISTENCE

Shohei Ohtani hit a baseball to the moon and flipped his bat accordingly

Another bat flip beauty. From Al Bello/ Getty Images

WYLER ABREU

I FUCKING LOVE BASEBALL

reasons the WBC is fucking fantastic: Shohei Ohtani is up again and literally everyone — fans wearing Japan gear, Venezuela, Dominican Republic, everyone — has their phones out to record his PA

MIAMI, FLORIDA - MARCH 14: Shohei Ohtani #16 of Team Japan reacts after hitting a solo home run in the first inning during the 2026 World Baseball Classic quarterfinal between Venezuela and Japan at loanDepot park on March 14, 2026 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Yuichi Masuda - SAMURAI JAPAN/SAMURAI JAPAN via Getty Images)

Getty captured the Shohei Ohtani bat flip

BASEBALL IS SO GOOD

I tune in 15 minutes late… Acuña AND Shohei bombs?!?

Related: if ever in Wisconsin go to Kwik Trip.

It’s like Wawa but actually good

I can finally say it: I’m moving to San Francisco in the next month or two!

Guess I better read up on the Giants and Warriors.

Our*

Skenes vs Sevvy 👀

And like, the Babe Ruth of F1 if I understand correctly

I smell a Venezuela upset

I think Cadillac gets a team this year or next, so I’m gonna try following the new guys. Car go fast is about all I’ve got

Must-watch tv

I, for one, am excited for USA vs DR despite the USA team being a bunch of fucking useless dweebs.

I’m just as excited for Venezuela vs Japan tho… I smell an Acuña upset

The team being a bunch of Republican morons and DeRosa being a regular moron on top of it doesn’t change the fact that they’re in the Semis, two wins from winning the tournament.

Go do this again.

“Extremely bad”

They blow out Brazil (15-5)
They blow out Britain (1-9)
They beat Mexico (3-5)
They lose to Italy (8-6) lol DeRosa
They beat Canada in the quarters (5-3)
They are now headed to the Semis

“Disappointing” maybe “total fucking idiots” sure but “extremely bad” is a dumbass take.

I am a lifelong TBS Braves fan. I have given John Smoltz the benefit of many doubts. I wish to not hear him speak anymore.

God I do not care who was in the goddamn locker room with who I just want to watch fucking baseball

“Bluesky: the baseball app where half of the posters need to walk outside and touch some fucking grass”