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Hesse Phillips

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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Historical fiction | Queer history | Theatre history | Early modernist | USian in Spain. Debut novel LIGHTBORNE out now. Rep: Brianlangan.bsky.social. More at hessephillips.com

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Workers run the world, not machines. Don’t let them make us forget about each other.

11.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what? Yes, I will happily submit my dogs' DNA profile to the city if it means that asshole with the horse-rottweiler cross who leaves massive piles of shit in the same corner of the park every single day finally gets what's coming to him. I am that petty.

11.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the challenging dynamics about social media is that it is categorically stupid to talk openly about meaningful anti-government organising, but then that leaves a vast space for the doomers to fill up with "why isn't anyone doing anything!?"

11.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Being a woman takes WORK, being a man takes PRACTICE, being a they/them takes PUTTING PANTS ON.

11.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel seen.

11.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There must be 50 accounts posting ugly, impractical, sometimes obviously AI-generated office furniture on there every day. You block 'em, 50 more pop up.

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a post from some bluesky account that's just a random string of letters and numbers, advertising a "writing table" with an Amazon link. The item itself is hideous, clearly impractical, possibly AI generated.

Screenshot of a post from some bluesky account that's just a random string of letters and numbers, advertising a "writing table" with an Amazon link. The item itself is hideous, clearly impractical, possibly AI generated.

This shit right here has colonized the Writing Community Feed like gym-shower fungus. I loathe everything about it.

10.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhh great. Just great.

10.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's enough to make you think well, I suppose he has a point.

10.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This exact thing happened to me when I worked the cafΓ© counter at a fancy food co-op. Spent like 15 mins walking a lady through every single item in the case. She settled on something, went off to eat it, came back and told me it was the most DISGUSTING thing she'd ever tasted & I should be fired.

10.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t give them what they want. transition. thrive. fight. ❀️

10.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

what do you do when your desired outcome (banning gender-affirming care) goes against the medical consensus? easy: simply exclude 97% of the relevant medical studies from your review...

10.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 623 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/kirk...

10.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just one story, one illustration of all the terrible things that have happened. It's been a week since the very great noise/drone artist Siavash Amini posted this, from where he lives Tehran. There has been no update since. It could be for any number of reasons. We just don't know.

09.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Moms Are Risking Arrest to Protect Gender-Affirming Care for Trans Youth The government wants to ban care nationwide, and hospitals are shutting down treatment. Parents just want it all to stop.

www.them.us/story/trans-...

10.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1579 πŸ” 443 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it's a good thing that we always were just a bunch of weirdoes who lived in a converted barn, bc all things considered we adapted well to the outcast lifestyle. Mom took it hardest; Dad briefly joined the Maharishis. I started... writing books. πŸ™ƒ

10.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom's mh TANKED. I was forced to switch schools. To this day, my family lives very much apart from the community, but they make it work.

This isn't the point of the op, but the social pressure to conform is immense, and the consequences for defying it are even greater. Being a pariah is no joke.

10.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing is, once I stopped going they did too, and *everything* changed for us. My mom used to be super active in the community and suddenly wasn't anymore. Teachers started getting hostile towards me and my brother at school. Another mom literally accused mine of being a devil-worshipper!

10.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I made the effort a few times to become a believer, out of a desire to fit in with all the megachurch kids I went to school with, but nope. God had never been real to me; I saw no need for a god in the universe. So I asked if I could stop going to Sunday school, and my parents were like ok.

10.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My family wasn't religious, but I grew up in a part of the country where you either went to church or you were the Witch of the Wood, so I was a Sunday school kid till about 9 or 10.

But I NEVER believed. I thought church was like Santa - a game of make-believe that adults and kids play together.

10.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the absurdity of this shit that gets me. It's not the hatred itself that kills but the absurd consequences of that hatred. It's like being murdered by a gang of clowns.

10.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Close-up of the shirt so you can fully appreciate the madness. On one side of the buttons is three-quarters of a front-facing portrait of Madonna/Marilyn, and on the other side of the buttons is half of the same portrait cut off in the wrong place, creating an eerie, Cronenberg-esque effect as if her face is dividing and multiplying. It's gloriously fucked.

Close-up of the shirt so you can fully appreciate the madness. On one side of the buttons is three-quarters of a front-facing portrait of Madonna/Marilyn, and on the other side of the buttons is half of the same portrait cut off in the wrong place, creating an eerie, Cronenberg-esque effect as if her face is dividing and multiplying. It's gloriously fucked.

Like if you want a shirt that looks like a still from Inland Empire, this'll get you covered:

09.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a long oversized button-down shirt with a row of Marilyn Monroe portraits across the bottom, each in a slightly different style and some, perhaps, actually Madonna?

Photo of a long oversized button-down shirt with a row of Marilyn Monroe portraits across the bottom, each in a slightly different style and some, perhaps, actually Madonna?

Everybody I have found the most cursed Marilyn Monroe/ Madonna shirt for sale on Vinted.

09.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but why does he look like Donovan going parachuting

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I can fix them..."

Oh no, honey, you cannot.

09.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Felt this one right in the gut.

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should hear it when all three of my dogs start going at once, it's like the drum solo from Innagaddadavida

09.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you get this joke we should watch Schitt's Creek together

09.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is as the prophecy foretold: the Dark Levy has risen.

09.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doomscrolling is actually just hopescrolling, but hope is the cruelest emotion of all

09.03.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0