Adam

filing under "Years of Lead Pipes"

I would like to eat this

My latest column 👀

Wondering who may betray him, Trump scans the room for a shoe that fits.

I didn’t know that :(

Futures are down. Your futures. Also, the stock market is down.

Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt

if you haven't already submitted a comment in support of more homes in the central eastside, now's the time to do it! PNW made it easy, follow the link below:

"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino

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Red Flag Alert - Anti-Trans Genocide in the USA - #3 | Lemkin Institute

The Lemkin Institute has issued a *THIRD* trans genocide warning, noting the next stage is widespread containment - and this was before the 4th Circuit ruled today that states can essentially do whatever they want to make trans people "appreciate their sex".
www.lemkininstitute.com/red-flag-ale...

Never before have I found myself siding with blood clots

Buying men shoes that are clownishly big for them and having them feel like they have to wear them in front of the world press is a sex thing, I’m sorry.

It’s gonna be funny now as a result of the fake unboycotting Target unlocks the hidden secret Super Boycott level.

Don’t forget to pay your taxes!

The U.S. Built a Blueprint to Avoid Civilian War Casualties. Trump Officials Scrapped It. The Pentagon dismantled its civilian protection mission as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made “lethality” a top priority and the Trump administration reorganized national security around two principl...

Like the Pandemic Preparedness Office, they gutted before COVID.

"The Pentagon had been working on a plan to avoid civilian deaths. It was heading toward implementation until Trump officials waylaid it last year."
www.propublica.org/article/trum...

Reminder that the Pentagon press corps is a bunch of online ideological cronies like Laura Loomer and Matt Gaetz. Now, they won't even allow neutral photographers.
bsky.app/profile/atru...

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

this is also my ongoing frustration. you can not run for office on "democracy is under threat" and then lose and go "oh well, nice game everyone"

they put us in a constant state of hypervigilance & terror begging for our last $5 to save the country and then they do the joint softball game.

His last name carries a little further

what.... is going on at the American HHS?

$7 million PER MONTH on lobster tail and $15 million per month on ribeye is a small price to pay for the war fighting precision and brilliance of Hegseth’s Pentagon! Why waste that money on healthcare, medical research, arts funding, SNAP benefits, or education?

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

AI cameras are everywhere — and people are paying the price for their mistakes Flock Safety's license plate readers are used by police in thousands of communities. When the cameras make mistakes, the consequences can be severe.

“In a dozen instances, misreads by Flock's automated license plate readers, or a lack of verification by officers, resulted in people who hadn't committed crimes being stopped at gunpoint, sent to jail, or mauled by a police dog, among other outcomes.”

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

but.... they are stopping the flow of oil within the Strait of Hormuz

that is what is happening

and you are constantly bombarding Iran already

that is also what is happening

A version of Dune where the Bene Gesserit Voice is when tourists think you don't speak English so they speak louder and more slowly

there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Why was the Heaven’s Gate cult the first thing I thought of