St. Simeon the Holy Fool

“When I say ‘wear clown shoes’, you say ‘how wide’?”

Pumpkin Spice Impenetrability

An image of a raccoon in a field of flowers, with the floating text "I didn't even fuck around, why am I finding out"

Are people already forgetting that I wrote an #OSCARS prediction thread for this semester? or is that a misinformation i see before me

The really awkward thing is when they double book the hosts and then some poor saps have to try to host the #OSCARS and the Academy Awards in two places at the once, like that one time the #OSCARS was hosted by Siskel and Ebert and Siskel.

If God is omniscient that means he knows about clown porn

Wouldn’t it be funny if the #OSCARS wound up being on the same night as the Academy Awards

All the celebrities would have to practice bilocation so they can be in both ceremonies at once

Or at least bifurcation so half of them can be in each ceremony

Awkward if Half of Tom Cruise wins an award

CLAIRE: You mean I have to pay a tariff for ophthalmological equipment?

ME: Well eye duty, Claire.

Pumpkin Spice World War 1

"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

I have actually found it rather useful for steel cut oats— the traditional Irish kind that can take over an hour to do on the stove if you want a good porridge

So far they have not turned into a quiche

Clown events are always possible to them that believe

Pictured: an egg and cheese casserole with tomatoes Instant Pot Steel Cut Oats Just like steel cut oats, this recipe offers a healthy and filling breakfast that sets you up for success throughout the day. Whole grains such as these provide numerous essential nutrients and plenty of fiber to keep your digestive system running smoothly. While incorporating oats into your regular diet can have various health benefits including blood sugar control and heart health maintenance, steel cut oats often require a considerable amount of time spent standing over the stove. goodhealthrecipes.com

Just like steel cut oats,

Pictured: yogurt topped with berries and granola Instant Pot Hard Boiled Eggs Despite being a staple in many households, making and peeling hard-boiled eggs can be a tedious and frustrating process. This straightforward recipe simplifies the cooking and peeling process, allowing you to enjoy perfectly cooked hard-boiled eggs without the hassle. Whether you prefer them plain with goodhealthrecipes.com

Straightforward

Pictured: bao cakes in a steamer being picked up with chopsticks Instant Pot French Toast Just as French Toast casserole has become a staple in many households, this Instant Pot version offers a quicker and more convenient alternative without compromising on taste. While traditional French Toast can be time-consuming to prepare, this instant pot recipe is perfect for a weekend breakfast that the whole family will enjoy with a big pot of coffee or hot chocolate.

A quicker and more convenient alternative

Pictured is a loaf of coconut cake Instant Pot Chicken Congee Focusing on simplicity and health benefits, chicken congee is a nourishing and wholesome dish that combines the goodness of chicken, rice, and a few carefully selected spices. The thick consistency of this casserole-style broth is made possible by the starch from the rice, which helps to bind all the inaradianta taaatharanamla

Nourishing and wholesome

Pictured is an egg and cheese casserole. Instant Pot Yogurt Generally speaking, making homemade yogurt in your instant pot is a surprisingly easy process. The result is a deliciously creamy and satisfying treat that far surpasses store-bought yogurt in terms of texture and taste. The process involves several stages - first, boiling the milk to kill off any bacteria that may be present, then cooling it down to a temperature suitable for adding the culture. Next, add the culture and set your instant pot to its dedicated yogurt setting.

Far surpasses

Pictured is a bowl of rice soup with a green garnish. Instant Pot Pancakes Just imagine starting your day with a giant pancake, sliced into wedges and topped with your favorite ingredients - it's a game-changer for anyone who loves pancakes but hates the hassle of making multiple small ones. This recipe takes out all the fuss, as you simply combine the

A game-changer

Photo is of a cup filled with a brown creamy liquid and ice Instant Pot Sausage Gravy. Knowing that you can easily make delicious sausage gravy in the Instant Pot is a game-changer, and once you've mastered this recipe, you'll be whipping it up in no time to serve alor goodhealthrecipes.com

Mmmmmmm

Die Hard With A Husband (1964): When a talking snowman tries to steal all the presents from the North Pole, he learns that the true meaning of Christmas is all the presents.

New York Times spelling bee with the letters. Ormatcn

C'mon rat

The words “weirdly cozy rustic dentist” in the style Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo

actually ALL my posts are cries for help, why do you ask

CLAIRE: You mean I have to pay a tariff for ophthalmological equipment?

ME: Well eye duty, Claire.

Who is Annie Oakley?

Signage for "Excel Church"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

I even wrote a book thread

bsky.app/profile/sime...

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again