objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online
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objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online
I also know many people on the autistic spectrum who are very sensitive to others, and very kind and polite in social settings. And I think it’s because they’ve had to give a lot of thought to interacting with people, and showing that they care.
Neurotypicals haven’t. They take it for granted.
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.
✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.
Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:
Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.
And recognized as such by the US Government.
From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
Regardless of whether his prediction pans out or not, it's fucked up that he wants that.
I am hypersensitive to some specific smells. I can detect cigarette smoke like a bloodhound
Don't fall for this
See I just assumed they expected silicon Valley to be a target
Somebody bullies you until you have a meltdown, then an authority figure punishes you for losing control
If the DNC wasn't allergic to success, their 2028 presidential candidate would have war crimes tribunals as a core platform issue.
If Obama admitted on camera that he started a war with a country and only afterwords learned the size of their navy there would be articles of impeachment drafted within the hour.
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
I fucking hate that two gigantic festivals have swallowed up the live performance scene for acts visiting Austin. Any time a show I'm excited about comes to Austin it's 90% SXSW or ACL. "Yeah, we're coming to your town, but you gotta contend with festival pricing AND festival traffic!"
Every war since WW1 has had generals and pundits who will claim that bombing is the only weapon we need. Every advance in aircraft or bomb technology has them saying this time it'll work, this time the tech is ready to be the only weapon.
It's never worked, not one time.
Can't save anyone if you're dead or too numb to care
Every 3 months I get to watch the same process (in my neck though). It never stops freaking me out.
Colonialism is just fascism wearing a monocle
youtu.be/_9K3nj_v8xU?...
After surviving dozens of deadly encounters, Goreth Baneblade faced the one foe too badass for him: two exact copies of himself.
I feel that way a lot, and the data seems to back it up
I feel the same about being a boy
My family has served during every major US conflict since we arrived in the 1890's with the exception of Desert Storm (my dad was dropped from ROTC after a knee injury). I never saw combat, but I still gave the Marine Corps 5 years of my life (not to mention my health).
Ah. I really abuse the highlight intractables key.
[Furiously scribbling notes] "not everybody gets a brain itch just because they didn't check every door on the map"
That's awful! Woljif is great and you should have had him all along!
Very cool. Angel is one of the ones I haven't run yet but it sounds fun.
What's your mythic path this time?
Pro wrestling is not a competitive sport. It's a live stunt show.
Be kind to yourself today
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