the lighter in my hand. it is a silver holographic bic with the playboy logo and a sexy blonde lady on it
injecting the testosterone that makes you unironically buy holographic playboy lighters at the gas station
Link (from The Legend of Zelda) made to be almost entirely blue and with a blue underline, just like how hyperlinked text looks by default on the web.
u can click on him. he's a hyperlink
oof 😣
You could also ask your friend Lina for a ride, but she was just about to go to bed lol
Order the Uber girl! You're worth it!
why do these tears come at night?
BECAUSE THE COW HAS GONE HOME!! 😭
hi i'm extremely normal about this 😵💫
omg ur hattie! hi hattie!! 💜
hello hi good evening 🫠
Selfie of a smiling girl in front of a brown cow, sitting in the ground under a tent canopy.
There's a cow at the farmers market today and her name is Gwendolyn‼️
Girl wearing grey sweatpants and a grey hoodie that's cut off mid-chest.
Something something sweatpants. Something something underboob.
real 😭
I just wanna be on a social network where I can chat with my friends and express my thoughts and opinions be allowed to express the wide variety of normal human emotions 😩
Screenshot showing a congratulatory message for completing 100 adventures in the Finch app.
oh my god you guys i did it! i am no longer mentally ill!!
Me wearing a black halter top and a black spikey snap back hat backwards. My hair is all on one side, exposing the piercing in the opposite ear. I've got two toned purple lips, purple rimmed glasses, and the hint of a smirk.
how do you do fellow dykes
they're gonna steal my appendix. this is messed up 😭
oh pog, she's great!
yoo 🔥🔥🔥
absolutely goals 💜
Screenshot of an anime character face mask stuck to the top of a bottle of grape soda.
mood
tbf, you have to have a very high IQ to understand transsexuality. the validity is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of [what a chair is], most of the jokes will go over a viewer's head. there's also [basic ability to reason logically], drawn heavily from [not being a fucking idiot].
tbf, you have to have a very high IQ to understand transsexuality. the validity is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Blanchardian taxonomy, most of the jokes will go over a viewer's head. there's also the transsexual's personal philosophy, drawn heavily from esoteric religious texts.
seriously though fuck the blue angels
it's like all the guys who played some sort of ball in high school and totally could have gone pro if only they hadn't blown out their knees
2 people brought dogs. feels like cheating, idk
Poster for a Performative Male Contest
i'm at this right now and it's fuckin lit 😂
anime-ass story pacing rn, i need to know what happens! lol
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lol
A poster for the show Kaiju No. Eight, but instead of Kaiju it says Caillou. The poster depicts a gnarly Kaiju face with deep scratches revealing the human face beneath. In this version that is the face of Caillou.
really liking the new direction PBS has taken the show
