donotdew

nice crime. but is it victimless

problematic wage gap (straight relationship)

of course i fish fast i’ve got cum to catch

the image with a lady saying "fuck that sounds kinda awesome" with a big thought bubble but i put the literal coolest thing ever from the this fucking sucks/literal coolest thing ever meme in the thought bubble

do we think ray blanchard has seen The Substance (2024)

galendar. it’s like a calendar for women.

depressed dracula be like “i vant to keel myself, ah ah ah”

homies from spain and new zealand spitroasting the earth

Dead by Daylight - Leon Scott Kennedy sounds YouTube video by Frutto

youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

jesus had good time management? the guy famously just sat around doing nothing for three days one time

“when i was a kid i thought quicksand was going to be a bigger part of my life” BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD

twink pins

i love you burger

ooh what method will you use

literally To Own the Libs by Zoe Storm

oooh me me me 👋

it was still the 90s until the nintendo wii came out

bingus i didn’t know you were catholi- wait a second. im getting déjà vu.

quietly making popcorn

the stanley parable

you’re so real for that Yuri Bot

my dreams were shattered like a stained glass window
i just stuck that shit back together (i’m a glass worker by trade)

the youtube “what did you think of this video” survey thing with all the boxes checked

ocarina of time is an evening game. you play it a bit before bedtime and maybe a bit after your bedtime if you are evil. to play it in the light of day would simply be blasphemy

REJECT MODERNITY (goldfish)
EMBRACE TRADITION (oyster crackers)

Going_To_Sleep (Copy) (2) FINAL [REAL FINAL].exe

trying to think of a new name for a cartoon rich guy. johnny cash SHIT. uh uh john money FUCK

a version of the STOP DOING MATH meme but with the following text: STOP DOING RAYTRACING - GRAPHICS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL TIME - YEARS OF RESEARCH yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for REAL TIME REFLECTIONS - Wanted to do some global illumination anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "BAKING" - "Yes please make my computer run at 2 FPS so puddles can look wet. Please make transparent surfaces have fizzling artifacts." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Graphics Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the gpus & ram we built for them (This is REAL Graphics, done by REAL Graphics Programmers). [There is an image of a Stanford Dragon, a screenshot of Cyberpunk 2077, and a Cornell box all with red question marks underneath] "Hello I would like [Utah teapot] gameplay please" They have played us for absolute fools

i had to go make this rq

aw dang you raise some good points

you mean you didn’t buy the whole me 🥺 ( i assumed this was a typo )