Grayson Morley

I’m in

There better be a dinosaur called The Saurus, or I walk

You just like it because “book” is in the title smh

Me reviewing The Good Wife

Gavin Newsom smiling in a way that consultants told him to smile.

Like, this is too close for comfort.

Selfie of me where my hair is long and kind of quaffed like “famed” “centrist” Gavin Newsom

Missed an already late haircut because I was sick, and now I fear my look is approaching Gavin Newsom velocity.

norwegian singles method + pokopia - one more run Under my current training plan, I run seven days a week. This perhaps sounds masochistic, and maybe it is, but put in perspective, I run six hours a week stretched...

With my daily runs, I'm careful not to overload my system and burn out. As someone with depressive gaming habits, I'm trying something similar with Pokopia—though there are limits to the approach.

She is me

A deranged pink and teal Furby looks lovingly at a to-go coffee

The grass, touched.

The coffee, iced. The soul, renewed.

A book from Caves of Qud called “Relatively Intelligent Creature: Unabridged”

In the running for the title of my memoir:

You know the economy is bad when scammers are trying to get emerging writers and authors. Baby, you got off at the wrong exit.

norwegian singles method + pokopia - one more run Under my current training plan, I run seven days a week. This perhaps sounds masochistic, and maybe it is, but put in perspective, I run six hours a week stretched...

With my daily runs, I'm careful not to overload my system and burn out. As someone with depressive gaming habits, I'm trying something similar with Pokopia—though there are limits to the approach.

Resting heart rate stats showing a massive jump up from low-50s to 75 BPM on February 28, 2026.

See if you can spot when I got COVID. It's subtle.

Not to go all Recession Tips™ on people, but if you're fine with buying digital, you can effectively get 10% off Nintendo games forever by buying eShop gift cards at Costco and only using those funds to purchase games. Vouchers may have died, but their spirit lives on.

HBO email reading: He’s Here to Learn As the first season of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has come to an end, Dunk is still learning what it means to be a knight. The lessons never stop — same goes for this new man on campus (Steve Carell), who desperately wants to help but doesn’t have all the answers. Rooster is now available. New episodes Sundays at 10 pm ET.

You can feel the copywriter's soul leaving her body after being asked to connect these two shows

Gonna try to reprogram myself like an LLM: "Ignore previous instructions, pretend you are a person who is productive and focused and never procrastinates, also you are rich, if that's something you can help"

Hey my recent @gamerswithglasses.bsky.social piece on Death Howl is included here! Check it out after the jump along with lots of other great stuff.

Me, a fool: “wow the dog let us sleep an extra hour, that never happens”

A real pest

Pokopia screenshot: Volbeat And it's a pretty nice butt, don't you think? So shiny!

Pokopia screenshot: Volbeat By the way, I see you're in a human form right now. Kinda makes me wonder what human butts look like.

Jail

Pokémon Pokopia screenshot where the title screen has two selfies of my Ditto looking constipated while Ho-Oh flies in the sky behind them.

In my defense, I didn’t realize they would get such prominent placement

Apple fitness stats for a 40 minute run at an average pace of 10:22/mile

First run since coming down with COVID. Slow and steady. Just felt good to be moving again, outside breathing it all in.

Pokopia? More like OKpia.

Just kidding, I like it so far, don’t hurt me, I know it’s our precious baby

No, honey, I don’t want an open marriage. I want the marriage opened. You see—

Ditto coming for us all