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they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

29.08.2025 02:07 👍 3296 🔁 1047 💬 43 📌 12
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.

"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.

“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”

“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”

“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
“No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
“It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”

“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

28.07.2025 16:49 👍 4332 🔁 1392 💬 80 📌 99
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She was being thought of even before being an umamusume

12.07.2025 01:07 👍 912 🔁 399 💬 7 📌 18
Event flyer featuring an illustration of glitchy, pastel-colored hydrangeas.

Text: 
Infloresce & Friends. 
Past Future Present Memory.
Hunter Van Brocklin.

With featured artists petet, th4 D34D, exciting!!excellent!!, agargara, robotmeadows, and don'tblinkoryou'lldie.

Saturday, June 28th at 1 PM Pacific Time. 

Attend the main at event on 7jam.io, or our backup stream at twitch.tv/infloresce.

Event flyer featuring an illustration of glitchy, pastel-colored hydrangeas. Text: Infloresce & Friends. Past Future Present Memory. Hunter Van Brocklin. With featured artists petet, th4 D34D, exciting!!excellent!!, agargara, robotmeadows, and don'tblinkoryou'lldie. Saturday, June 28th at 1 PM Pacific Time. Attend the main at event on 7jam.io, or our backup stream at twitch.tv/infloresce.

🌸 7JAM EVENT 🌸

Infloresce & Friends
Past Future Present Memory
Sat 6/28, 1pm Pacific

Music by
@samplemance.rs

& Friends
@retropetet.bsky.social
@th4d34d.bsky.social
@excitingexcellent.com
@agargara.com
@robotmeadows.bsky.social‬
@dboydchipmusic.bsky.social

Art by
@aggelicyiok.bsky.social

25.06.2025 23:50 👍 42 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 5

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

13.06.2025 23:59 👍 9466 🔁 1320 💬 124 📌 46

wishlist Negative Reverie, we got 4 little guys on a screen store.steampowered.com/app/3328380/...

17.04.2025 23:55 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Another reason it is cowardly to simply obey and let them take over your newsroom or university is that if you don’t they often will be like “well fuck, that was our main idea”

27.03.2025 11:31 👍 6464 🔁 1458 💬 48 📌 32
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a man stands in front of a full moon ALT: a man stands in front of a full moon

Happy birthday to the best game ever made.

24.03.2025 15:10 👍 473 🔁 65 💬 17 📌 1
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"Look Back" won Best Animated Film award at the 48th Japan Academy Awards.
prtimes.jp/main/html/rd...

14.03.2025 15:15 👍 1875 🔁 394 💬 9 📌 39

I think it’s great that Elon can find time to blow up a rocket while he’s so busy destroying the country

07.03.2025 18:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am SO excited to be captaining a wave for the first time!! I would love to stack the night's programming with videos by trans and nb artists - if that is you, please reach out 💕

05.03.2025 17:55 👍 123 🔁 38 💬 10 📌 2
David Lynch as Gordon Cole sitting in a booth at the Double R Diner with the caption “This world of Twin Peaks seems to be filled with beautiful women.”

David Lynch as Gordon Cole sitting in a booth at the Double R Diner with the caption “This world of Twin Peaks seems to be filled with beautiful women.”

20.02.2025 02:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

19.02.2025 21:23 👍 16060 🔁 2080 💬 131 📌 55
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

18.02.2025 17:00 👍 15556 🔁 7041 💬 149 📌 232

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

08.02.2025 02:49 👍 7278 🔁 1348 💬 68 📌 28
type display for my project 'liquidize' in black over white + grey. the bottom reads "a fluid and dotted typeface, 350+ glyphs per variant", and "wendymurphy.online, @wendyleftmealone"

type display for my project 'liquidize' in black over white + grey. the bottom reads "a fluid and dotted typeface, 350+ glyphs per variant", and "wendymurphy.online, @wendyleftmealone"

type display for the glyphs in "Liquidize" (Regular) in white over black.

characters shown:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
1234567890
⁰¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹ ¼½¾
?!¿¡#%&’*+±×÷-–—.,:;/~=¬@()[]{}|¦^_`´”‘’“”„…
$¢§£€¥¤©®ª°º¯¨¸µ¶«»‹›Ððſ
ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏÑÒÓÔÕÖØÙÚÛÜÝ
àáâãäåæçèéêëìíîïñòóôõöøùúûüýÿ
ĀāĂ㥹ĆćĈĉĊċČčĎďĐđĒēĔĕĖėĘęĚě
ĜĝĞğĠġĢģǦǧĤĥĦħĨĩĪīĬĭĮįİıIJijĴĵĶķĸĹĺĻļĽľĿŀŁł
ŃńŅņŇňʼnŊŋŌōŎŏŐőŒœÞþŔŕŖŗŘřŚśŜŝŞşŠšȘș
ŢţŤťŦŧȚțŨũŪūŬŭŮůŰűŲųŴŵŶŷŸŹźŻżŽž

type display for the glyphs in "Liquidize" (Regular) in white over black. characters shown: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 1234567890 ⁰¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹ ¼½¾ ?!¿¡#%&’*+±×÷-–—.,:;/~=¬@()[]{}|¦^_`´”‘’“”„… $¢§£€¥¤©®ª°º¯¨¸µ¶«»‹›Ððſ ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏÑÒÓÔÕÖØÙÚÛÜÝ àáâãäåæçèéêëìíîïñòóôõöøùúûüýÿ ĀāĂ㥹ĆćĈĉĊċČčĎďĐđĒēĔĕĖėĘęĚě ĜĝĞğĠġĢģǦǧĤĥĦħĨĩĪīĬĭĮįİıIJijĴĵĶķĸĹĺĻļĽľĿŀŁł ŃńŅņŇňʼnŊŋŌōŎŏŐőŒœÞþŔŕŖŗŘřŚśŜŝŞşŠšȘș ŢţŤťŦŧȚțŨũŪūŬŭŮůŰűŲųŴŵŶŷŸŹźŻżŽž

type display for the glyphs in "Liquidize" (Bold) in white over black.

characters shown:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
1234567890
⁰¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹ ¼½¾
?!¿¡#%&’*+±×÷-–—.,:;/~=¬@()[]{}|¦^_`´”‘’“”„…
$¢§£€¥¤©®ª°º¯¨¸µ¶«»‹›Ððſ
ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏÑÒÓÔÕÖØÙÚÛÜÝ
àáâãäåæçèéêëìíîïñòóôõöøùúûüýÿ
ĀāĂ㥹ĆćĈĉĊċČčĎďĐđĒēĔĕĖėĘęĚě
ĜĝĞğĠġĢģǦǧĤĥĦħĨĩĪīĬĭĮįİıIJijĴĵĶķĸĹĺĻļĽľĿŀŁł
ŃńŅņŇňʼnŊŋŌōŎŏŐőŒœÞþŔŕŖŗŘřŚśŜŝŞşŠšȘș
ŢţŤťŦŧȚțŨũŪūŬŭŮůŰűŲųŴŵŶŷŸŹźŻżŽž

type display for the glyphs in "Liquidize" (Bold) in white over black. characters shown: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 1234567890 ⁰¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹ ¼½¾ ?!¿¡#%&’*+±×÷-–—.,:;/~=¬@()[]{}|¦^_`´”‘’“”„… $¢§£€¥¤©®ª°º¯¨¸µ¶«»‹›Ððſ ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏÑÒÓÔÕÖØÙÚÛÜÝ àáâãäåæçèéêëìíîïñòóôõöøùúûüýÿ ĀāĂ㥹ĆćĈĉĊċČčĎďĐđĒēĔĕĖėĘęĚě ĜĝĞğĠġĢģǦǧĤĥĦħĨĩĪīĬĭĮįİıIJijĴĵĶķĸĹĺĻļĽľĿŀŁł ŃńŅņŇňʼnŊŋŌōŎŏŐőŒœÞþŔŕŖŗŘřŚśŜŝŞşŠšȘș ŢţŤťŦŧȚțŨũŪūŬŭŮůŰűŲųŴŵŶŷŸŹźŻżŽž

type demonstration based on the movie 'the substance' (2024), using liquidize (regular).

the bottom reads:
Written and Directed by Coralie Fargeat
Produced by Coralie Fargeat, Tim Bevan, and Eric Fellner
Starring Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid
Cinematography by Benjamin Kračun
Edited by Coralie Fargeat, Jérôme Eltabet, and Valentin Feron
Music by Raffertie

type demonstration based on the movie 'the substance' (2024), using liquidize (regular). the bottom reads: Written and Directed by Coralie Fargeat Produced by Coralie Fargeat, Tim Bevan, and Eric Fellner Starring Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid Cinematography by Benjamin Kračun Edited by Coralie Fargeat, Jérôme Eltabet, and Valentin Feron Music by Raffertie

Out now! My project 'Liquidize' is a typeface that seeks fluidity in solid structures; taking inspiration from metaball graphics and circle grids.

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Creative Market:
creativemarket.com/wendyleftmea...

Gumroad:
wendymurphyonline.gumroad.com/l/Liquidize

03.02.2025 12:43 👍 263 🔁 79 💬 8 📌 3

I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

07.02.2025 14:32 👍 959 🔁 342 💬 24 📌 3
End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

01.02.2025 00:58 👍 32967 🔁 12179 💬 484 📌 580
The women are also dressed in period threads, and many have big Afros. I am happy to say it brings back an element sadly missing in recent movies, gratuitous nudity. Sexy women would “happen” to be topless in the 1970s movies for no better reason than that everyone agreed, including themselves, that their breasts were a genuine pleasure to regard — the most beautiful naturally occurring shapes in nature, I believe. Now we see breasts only in serious films, for expressing reasons. There’s been such a comeback for the strategically positioned bed sheet, you’d think we were back in the 1950s.

The women are also dressed in period threads, and many have big Afros. I am happy to say it brings back an element sadly missing in recent movies, gratuitous nudity. Sexy women would “happen” to be topless in the 1970s movies for no better reason than that everyone agreed, including themselves, that their breasts were a genuine pleasure to regard — the most beautiful naturally occurring shapes in nature, I believe. Now we see breasts only in serious films, for expressing reasons. There’s been such a comeback for the strategically positioned bed sheet, you’d think we were back in the 1950s.

Roger Ebert’s review of Black Dynamite goes from describing period attire to breast appreciation very quickly. There will never be another like him.

01.02.2025 03:01 👍 655 🔁 123 💬 15 📌 16

[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are

17.12.2024 23:08 👍 10673 🔁 2366 💬 38 📌 34
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this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎

25.01.2025 05:30 👍 3767 🔁 1232 💬 38 📌 53

if anyone needs me i’m gonna be in the wonder hole

28.01.2025 17:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bro i am shuddering under the weight of living. bro my agonies are many and unrelenting

26.01.2025 04:18 👍 841 🔁 122 💬 24 📌 3

Elon Musk Debuts Autistic Mustache

21.01.2025 05:58 👍 1980 🔁 209 💬 23 📌 9
that 30 rock meme where liz is saying "what a week huh" but then its cropped so you can just barely make out that jack is saying "lemon i'm going to kill myself"

that 30 rock meme where liz is saying "what a week huh" but then its cropped so you can just barely make out that jack is saying "lemon i'm going to kill myself"

21.01.2025 01:02 👍 1587 🔁 224 💬 6 📌 3
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Dragonsweeper by Daniel Benmergui A roguelike minesweeper adventure

Super fun and challenging little Minesweeper variation from one of my favorite devs, Daniel Benmergui. Playable in browser - use deduction to figure out which monsters to kill in which order to use your limited health as efficiently as possible. danielben.itch.io/dragonsweeper

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if you can believe it, it's a friday once again

17.01.2025 17:15 👍 279 🔁 31 💬 13 📌 2

one of the OG funny little guys

17.01.2025 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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new video! this datatype → [1, 2, 3] ← is a bit of a marvel. it can store items of any size, grow to any length, rarely causes performance issues, and almost every modern language has one. what is it, really? and how does it work?

15.01.2025 00:41 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0