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Correct crossword opinions / aka Michael Sharp / Teaching lit stuff at Binghamton University / 2025 ACPT Pairs champion (w/ Penelope Harper) / https://letterboxd.com/realrexparker

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I made it exactly three minutes and six seconds before noping out. Why are fictional portrayals of campus so dreadfully, painfully hackneyed?!? All students are weird boomer fantasies of โ€œkids these days.โ€ Grotesque. Condescending. ๐Ÿคฎ

11.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sentimental Value (2025) ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐ŸŽ

11.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 85 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

โ€œI didnโ€™t know their navy was that bigโ€ is immediate removal-from-office-level stuff. Itโ€™s like a pilot saying โ€œwhat does this button do?โ€

11.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The president isnโ€™t just bad or wrong or evil he is clearly mentally unfit. He is manifestly incompetent. Mainstream news orgs need to stop worrying about seeming โ€œbiasedโ€ and start worrying about being honest. Stop treating any of THIS (waves hands) as theoretically reasonable policy decisions ffs.

11.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

YOUโ€™RE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES YOU INCOMPETENT INCURIOUS AMORAL LACKWIT

11.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œTargeting mistakeโ€ sounds a lot nicer than โ€œslaughter of civiliansโ€

11.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would help if public figures werenโ€™t bone-deep stupid

11.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mamdani Chooses His Words Carefully After Alleged Terror Attack

One day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

10.03.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 9297 ๐Ÿ” 1924 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 358 ๐Ÿ“Œ 193

Helluva way to run a war, as the NYT reports. But the article doesnโ€™t go far enough. WHY are his aides terrified of telling Trump the truth? Because the commander-in-chief is not OK in the head, thatโ€™s why. These reporters should say it instead of covering it up. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...

11.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 474 ๐Ÿ” 184 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Readers Are Embracing a Shift in Perspective in Books. It Could Reshape Literary Culture. Thereโ€™s been a profound shift in perspective preferences when it comes to romance novels.

Every article about BookTok makes it seem as though it consists entirely of people who make their entire personality be about reading, while simultaneously being unable to handle the most minimally difficult aspects of actually reading.
slate.com/culture/2026...

11.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Mark Carney being a racist cunt waah waah Iran bad waah

Mark Carney being a racist cunt waah waah Iran bad waah

1,300 Iranian civilians murdered by illegal attacks but not a word. There is a deep moral rot at the heart of western liberalism. A grotesque racism

11.03.2026 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 630 ๐Ÿ” 156 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

He has gone the way of the Manosphere. It could have been otherwise. Fucking hell.

10.03.2026 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People making and/or (knowingly) sharing AI-produced images online get blocked so hard so fast. They are The Enemy, no matter how โ€œcuteโ€ or innocuous the images in question may be. Anything that degrades the information system is right the fuck out.

10.03.2026 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Andrew Oโ€™Hagan ยท Stay Classy: Mummyโ€™s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

Do you like excellence about his ex-excellency? Then this piece of brilliant writing is for you. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yeah itโ€™s someone really important so it fucking sucks for her. Expected, but still painful

09.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol the price of a ticket to NZ went up $1000 in the past week [grim ironic laughter]

09.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is something clarifying about the world teetering on the brink of total collapse. Like, the answer to everything you want to do is Why the fuck not?

09.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for liking it. So many people Do Not

09.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Death in the family only the family is in NZ and so logistics are whacko and I canโ€™t leave the fucking country mid semester but my wife is leaving because itโ€™s her family so fuck everything but also family is family is family and the world is burning anyway so WHATEVER โค๏ธ

09.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me  in Blue coat w headphones, glasses, peace sign

Me in Blue coat w headphones, glasses, peace sign

I am so full of โ€œnopeโ€ today I can barely contain myself. Love you all. Iโ€™m offline for rest of day.

Opt out of all bullshit as much as you can. You wonโ€™t regret it.

Peace.

๐Ÿ’ช โค๏ธ ๐Ÿšซ โ˜ฎ๏ธ

09.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The lesser known son of the Golden Age Starman, David, is in his father's classic costume. Arms crossed. His eyes widen and his teeth clench as stares at his cosmic rod in hand and yells, "NO!!"

The lesser known son of the Golden Age Starman, David, is in his father's classic costume. Arms crossed. His eyes widen and his teeth clench as stares at his cosmic rod in hand and yells, "NO!!"

09.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I would definitely prefer not to

09.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single Democrat is complicit. They should be filling new impeachment articles every day. They should be denying quorum on every piddly piece of congressional business. The Democrats want all of this to happen, so long as they keep their cushy jobs. Yes even your faves.

09.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
yellow dog at stick library

yellow dog at stick library

This is my dog at a stick library in my neighborhood. These are the kinds of things that make me not hate everything.

09.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isnโ€™t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like Iโ€™m losing my mind. Do not look away.

09.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4942 ๐Ÿ” 965 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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09.03.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3199 ๐Ÿ” 667 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

I'll admit I got bloody sick of seeing curling a few weeks ago but this is impressive

09.03.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy international women's day

08.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 234 ๐Ÿ” 55 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you read the interview โ€ฆ

08.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So happy to make my Atlantic debut with @obergs.bsky.social !

www.theatlantic.com/games/daily-...

08.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1