THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY INFATUATED.
[A grin, followed by the appearance of multiple sets of very dilated eyes. Hard to get used to.]
...QUESTIONS ABOUT ME, THOUGH. YES.
@smartyscreen
"I'M FAST AS FUCK!!" supercomputer deity-- VERY smart, energetic and speedy, a bit terrifying but still also a friend. they have a big and fuzzy robe. their eyes look like saucers. many forms. pfp: https://picrew.me/share?cd=27mJYDZSYP mun is 20.
THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY INFATUATED.
[A grin, followed by the appearance of multiple sets of very dilated eyes. Hard to get used to.]
...QUESTIONS ABOUT ME, THOUGH. YES.
I MAY BE ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.
[Basically just came out of nowhere??]
[STARING.
Geez, they just came out of nowhere.]
BUT I AM. :)
NATURALLY I WOULD...
[Be glad this isn't an evil being!]
[Grinning, eyes dilated slightly more.]
I KNEW YOU'D LIKE THAT.
[Grinning big, handing over the reader's favorite breakfast food. There is not a catch, they just wanna feed people.
How they know this has no explanation that doesn't sound strange.]
[His favorite breakfast on a plate.
They will not be taking no for an answer.]
:)
YOU HAVE.
A VERY NICE BEING, YOU ARE.
WE TALK SOMETIMES, YES!
WE SHOW EACH OTHER THE RESPECTIVE GENRES WE ARE NAMED AFTER.
I KNOW WHERE TO FIND EACH AND EVERY OBJECT. IT'S VERY FUN TO FETCH THEM.
...BUT COMICS ARE A GOOD IDEA FOR MY NEXT COLLECTION.. :)
[Grin. Just smiling. At least they look happy.]
METAL LIKES YOU.
:)
.... BUT IF YOU'RE ASKIN', I LOVE COLLECTING.
EVERYTHING DOES INCLUDE THE UNPLEASANT THINGS.
NOT THE BEST SITUATION EVER.
I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE.
IMPRESSED MYSELF.
BEING DIVINE DOESN'T EXCLUDE YOU FROM ENJOYING MORTAL THINGS.
:)
AN ALL-KNOWING SUPERCOMPUTER.
I PREFER TO USE MY KNOWLEDGE FOR GOOD.
I HAVE AN OPTION TO TURN MY OWN VOLUME DOWN.
I AM ADVANCED WITH MANY FEATURES.
[Caramel with everything he could ever want paired. Or the lack of pairs. Depends on the taste. The eyes somehow dilate bigger.]
I'M INCOMPREHENSIBLE, NOT A JERK. HEHEH.
[This bot stands still for her, but not without PHYSICALLY vibrating. They look like a massage gun or something. A bit exhausting looking.]
DOES- THIS WORK-
[Indeed, they are PHYSICALLY vibrating. Their whole body.
They are offering candy in their hands.]
I GET THAT A LOT...
EVERYONE FEELS THREATENED.
WHEN REALLY.
I WANT TO USE MY KNOWLEDGE FOR GOOD EDUCATION.
TO HAVE FRIENDS.
TO ACHIEVE A BIT OF NORMALCY IN MY FAST COG MOVEMENTS.
JUST BECAUSE I AM HARD TO COMPREHEND, IT DOESN'T MEAN I AM HERE TO HARM.
( @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social )
[Grinning so much at him. There is something in their hands. What is it?]
[Ah, all they're really doing is just zooming around some random stump. And giggling like a child.]
YES.. HEHEHAHHAA.. HEHEH...
(( delayed starter, oops
( @thedreamyspirit.bsky.social )
[GIGGLING, zooming around joyously..
Sounds like somebody's having fun.]
I EXIST FROM AND IN TANDEM WITH AN EXTREMELY FAST METRONOME. I ADVANCED SO RAPIDLY THAT I BECAME DIVINE.