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Craig Church

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He/him. Overactive imagination since '87. Helping make movies at ILM. Enjoyer of stories and the Portland Trail Blazers. Recent fiction in Cast of Wonders, Escape Pod, and Worlds of Possibility. whatcraigwrote.com letterboxd.com/lucky_rabbit

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Y'all ever just stare into space and think about how many certified, and I mean, like, *CERTIFIED* bangers ABBA produced? Staggering.

11.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure there's anything Paramount could say to make me feel better about what they're doing, but I'm VERY sure it's *not* anything Cardinale said here.

05.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but what about the SYNERGY

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bro has almost certainly indulged in a big frank...bigger question is whether he fried them in a pan or boiled them in their own juice

04.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bull ain’t ever getting that pick lol

02.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a good time to get really into physical media if you aren't already.

26.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT A DEKE HOLY SHIT

19.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On Bsky you're never quite sure if posts like this are about politics or sports.

19.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

What are the best music libraries for post production to subscribe to? My go-to has started AI-maxxing so I'm looking for alternatives.

19.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Matt really out here doing the job congress abdicated.

19.02.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

rip(iss) prince andrew you would've loved the united states

19.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a hand flying toward a big button that reads "PRE-ORDER"

a hand flying toward a big button that reads "PRE-ORDER"

18.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Renfield at His Windowsill - Small Wonders The thing is, I started eating spiders / to remind myself of the way your kisses

I got notified yesterday that my poem, "Renfield at His Windowsill," has been nominated for a Rhysling award! I am so very delighted and honored. πŸ–€πŸ•·οΈ

16.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Best of British Science Fiction 2025, Keith Brooke, Eric Brown, Emma Burnett, Anne Charnock, David Cleden, Lyndsey Croal, EM Faulds, Stark Holborn, Lyle Hopwood, Stewart Hotston, Zohar Jacobs, Tim Maj... NewCon Press is a multiple award-winning independent publisher specialising in science fiction, fantasy, dark fantasy and horror.

Happy to announce that my novelette "On the Night Shift," originally in @asimovssfmag.bsky.social, will be reprinted in Best of British Science Fiction 2025. You can pre-order now! www.newconpress.co.uk/info/book.as...

13.02.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

watching the sb these days is just hoping you don’t see a celeb you enjoy shill for evil. anyway tim robinson just did an ai ad time to wade into the sea

09.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

current score: ai 6 ads, gambling 6 ads. dead heat into dystopia!!!!!!

09.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sequel to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, written by Tarantino, directed by Fincher.

09.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the "get new material crow" meme

the "get new material crow" meme

Joe when he reads this skeet

05.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the Joe Pesci "what the fuck is this piece of shit" meme

the Joe Pesci "what the fuck is this piece of shit" meme

05.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your skeets to god’s notifications πŸ™

04.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not up on current PDX/OR budget issues, but I’ve watched the exodus here in the East Bay and there are righteous arguments on both sides. Billionaires have billions because they’re exploitation experts, and it’s not changing anytime soon. Comes down to what the $600M would be spent on otherwise.

04.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

somewhere olshey is howling at the moon like a wolf

04.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!! Congratulations 🍾

01.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

01.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 5472 πŸ” 1117 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 5

Chuck Schumer out of a job NOW.

24.01.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose the bright side is many more people are about to wake up to how much of a hack Aranofsky is.

29.01.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

perfect, no notes

29.01.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck Schumer out of a job NOW.

24.01.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0