I am at gdc incase anyone wants to say hi 🫡
10.03.2026 16:21
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I am at gdc incase anyone wants to say hi 🫡
i have to do things and work but mentally. i am in pokopia.
TREES NEED WATERING WATER CHANNELS NEED DIGGING PLEASE!!!
i played some pokopia before work which maybe was a mistake cause now i'm chomping at the bit, mentally, to play more while i'm working. help
As much as i want pombon to stay on all fours i am gonna blow a fucking FUSE if Gecqua is another slinky humanoid i swear to god we gassed them up too much for greninja/primarina and they've been taking it too far
I don't have hope it'll stay on four legs but at least do something like feraligatr!
U know all his students hate him lmao
two doodles queequeg sitting on a man's butt, ishamel yelling: queequeg get off that butt! next frame q sitting at the end of the prone sleeping man, ishmael at the foot, man's butt is revealed and it's very big.
i should have started drawing things for moby dick sooner because it's so funny but here's the latest hee haw we're on in the book
thank you everyone for checking in and doing what you can. i’m here to personally verify this gofundme bri has started.
gofund.me/cb718263b
Tracey this is so devastating i am so so sorry for your losses. If you set up anything for donations or have an account you are accepting contributions or a zelle number etc for please let me know. I wish you time to grieve and process.
yes the green one is a strong tea scent, the black one.. is a lot LOL i forgot all the notes
just pombon's face really tiny in the middle of a white square
doodle of pombon, first one is regular, second is fluffier, last one is 3x as fluffy with the same size of face and goes off the page
pombon. obviously.
say no to humanoid final evos. say yes to huge fluff.
YOU are capable of utterly unique breathtaking art. every single person reading this is a miracle of existence, and you have infinite masterpieces of creation just spilling off of you all the time. there is no reason to compare yourself to the infinite masterpieces of anyone else. theres enough room
wtf why???? god damn it mark zuckerberg???
And i'm not trying to like, throw shade, i'm sure they are friendly and such. But it's more like, state of the industry type thoughts.
Like you are not getting 100-200mil to make a game if you were really actually "controversial" or "not for the masses". You struggle like grasshopper unfortunately.
I'm reminded of the interview kojima gave where he was disappointed death stranding 2 was too accessible because he thought of himself as someone who didn't create for the masses.
I realize now he thinks he is/wants to be suda51, except he would never give up the funding NOT being suda51 gives lol
a blue zombie standing with random words highlighted "intolerant" and "karen" as if they were randomly chosen from a list.
an anime styled drawn image of chopsticks grabbing a fried food item with sparkly pink and yellow soft lighting. text in corner says RANK S
pixel art interior of a dingy room and a speech portrait of a man made of black rock named "theblack" and his text bubble saying "when its your time, it's important to take pride in the fact that you always made the choices that were most true to your heart._"
moody dark image of a real seemingly real photo of a flower blooming with very stylized avant garde japanese kanji in front. subtitled "atonement"
finished romeo is a dead man!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. good. more grasshopper please thank you.
He actually has a whole shadows of the damned bit in no more heroes 3 about how shafted he was by EA about it LLOL
Handholding perfume bottle with large gray Transolution bird on top the liquid inside clearly has two layers, one clear on top and a denser black ink light liquid on the bottom
Handholding perfume bottle the liquid looks more mixed now you can see small bubbles where the liquid implies. It’s been shaken up.
Large wooden box with Chinese characters saying new black and branded XYLIFE
Same box as before, but open, you can see inside now filled with a gray foam and paper, wrapped objects, one black feather with skulls printed on it
The bird one has a gimmicky but so cool two phase situation AahhhhHHH and the packaging was amazing too 🙇♀️
Photo of perfume bottle with a large translucent gray sparrow on top. The liquid inside is clear and black.
Photo of hand holding perfume a large translucent snake on a branch figure on top as a stopper
The perfume i imported from china finally arrived and shit is crraawzzzzyy cool omg
In case anyone cares i beat the final bossy boss for the elden ring DLC today. I had to sleep and let the promised consort's attack patterns cook over night though. I haven't had to try an enemy after sleeping in a LONG time. (almost did it for malenia but powered thru in one sesh). PHEW
oh i also started romeo is a dead man, of course.
so far, so suda51/grasshopper. If you like no more heroes, it's a must play, as usual. you don't need any review, if you know you know lol.
could it be......... sexism........ that society perpetuates the idea of wuthering heights being a romance.. while moby dick is only spoken of as a serious tale of revenge? I'm sure it'll come in later, but right now the two are totally flip flopped...
i started reading moby dick and i'm... i feel like i got tricked into reading a romance. it just starts off with a gay ship (by modern standards)
the romance society tricks u into thinking exists in wuthering heights is ACTUALLY in moby dick!!!!!!!!! FU!KK!!!
sketch text shaped in two sharp Vs "Wuther heights" silhouettes placed inside silhouettes with fingers on each figures shoulder
I've been considering making a custom one off printing of wuthering heights cause i haven't found a cover that really speaks to me. but that means i have to design my own cover which is equally difficult, this one isn't a winner, i think, but it does address some of the vibes for me
Yea that's what'll need to happen, trinket bowl or display bowl idk lol
They are so distressingly ugly!!!!!
The look from everyone when I confidently referred to the guy as “the chef” cause no one knew who i meant lmao
Parody powerpoint slide that is titled “ELDEN RING ENEMIES” with subtitle "NAMED BY SHATTERED.EARTH (who has HAS PLAYED base game but has somehow dodged learning any monster names the entire game), contains 11 images with text 1st image, reads "Villagers" with subtitle "killing them feels bad" Bedraggled skeletons, one wearing a bowler hat and one in a tattered flesh colored dress. 2nd image, reads "Knight" Helmeted knight wearing a half green half red tunic over armor 3rd image, reads "Golden Knight" Elaborate, silver colored, fully armored night with sword and shield drawn standing in a grassy field 4th image, reads "Crucible Knight" with subtitle "fuck these guys that's why I know their name" Fully armored knight with horned helmet, bronze colored armor, sword and shield w/ large horn protruding from the center. 5th image, reads "Windy Knight" Fully armored silver knight facing the right with sword and shield, includes prominent cod piece 6th image, reads "Minotaurs" with subtitle "killing them feels bad too (unhappy face) they look so peaceful" Two larger humanoids one with bull-like horns and one with stag-like antlers fully clothed in white fur 7th image, reads "Perfumer and Poo Perfumer" with subtitle "Or Poo-fumer, tell me they don't smell like poo Two humanoids one with a white head covering & veiled face golden smock and the other wearing a brown beanie, fur cape & tattered robe 8th image, reads "Long Skin Guy and Fat Skin Guy" Humanoid w/ white head covering and all white garments, & curved sword. Second figure is wide, exaggeratedly heavy set wearing a white head covering & full white garment 9th image,"Latenna Archers" Bearded older man wearing black robes & carrying a long bow with arrow 10th image,"Rock Albinarics" Two crawling creatures with bared teeth, red bulbous head coverings & spindly gray arms 11th image, "Emil Lizards" Blue-gray creature carrying a club and wearing a brown tunic with shoulder covering & cattail covered shield
Powerpoint slide contains 11 images. Images from left to right starting at the top: First image, title reads "Wolf/Doggy" with subtitle "So cute hate that they aggro" Image is of a light gray, furry wolf with white eyes Second image, title reads "Ugly Dog" with subtitle "stop it!!!!!" Image of a patchy, emaciated canine creature with tongue lolling out Third image, title reads "Mangey Dog" with subtitle "stop it!!!" Image is of partially skeletal canine creature with teeth bared Fourth image, title reads "Disgusting Dog" with subtitle in italics "stop it!!!" Image of a tumor covered canine creature and beefy red gums with bared teeth Fifth image, title reads "T-rex Dog/Dino Dog" with subtitle "Ugliest fuck in the game I s2g" Image is of a giant sized canine creature standing on hind legs with two shorter arms, enlarged head with some patches of white fur. Red text overlay of "stop it!!!" on top of image Sixth image, title reads "Eye Lizard fucks" Image is of a reptilian creature with telescopic eyes on all fours. Red text overlay reads "Fuck you too" Seventh image, title reads "Bladed Eagle" with subtitle "Sign: beward bird Me; how scary could a bird be Bladed eagle: FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAaDUMBASS" Image of a large dark gray eagle with wings spread in mid flight Eighth image, title reads "HUGE UGLY CROW" with subtitle "FUCK THESE TOO OMG CAELID SUCKS ASS" Image of a crow monstrosity with too many teeth and large bare thighs Ninth image, title reads "Dick Snake" Image of an open mouthed snake with a pair of insectoid arms and legs Tenth image, title reads "Bladed Lion" with subtitle "Cool but confusing" Image of a white maned, black coated lion with ropes tied to it Eleventh image, title reads "Poo Slug" Image is of a golden brown insect-like creature with no appendages
Powerpoint slide contains 9 images. Images from left to right starting at the top: First image, title reads "Small Hand/smalll fingers" with subtitle "I've seen them preening peacefully next to eagles and rats so I feel bad killing them sometimes too" Image of a grayish, 12 fingered hand/arachnoid creature wearing a gold ring Second image, title reads "Big Hand/Big Fingers" with subtitle "Also wall master/ ceiling master/floor master depending on my mood" Image of a giant sized grayish, 12 fingered hand/arachnoid creature wearing a gold ring Third image, title reads "Puppet and Winged Puppet" with subtitle "Funny when they are spinning on the floor not so funny when they are spinning into my face" Image of two helmeted humanoids with four arms carrying swords Fourth image, title reads "Stone Cat" with subtitle "That one cave with two of them at once lmfao h8 u" Image of a gray cat-like creature with rocky protrusions, holding a sword Fifth image, title reads "Doot Doot/Snow Man" with subtitle "Need I say more" Image is of a white/gray creature consisting of two stacked ball shapes with light blue arms holding a gold horn Sixth image, title reads "Big Doot Doot" with subtitle "Need I say more" Image of an elongated creature with a round head and round body holding a large gold horn Seventh image, title reads "Chimera" with subtitle "Surprisingly strong always catches me off guard" Image of a red, feathered creature with clawed hands and sword Eighth image, title reads "Winged Chimera" Image of a gray feathered creature with taloned feet holding a sword Ninth image, title reads "Long Necked Death bligh fucks" with subtitle "you scary fuck you too (unhappy face)" Image of a tentacle faced, hunched humanoid wearing a gold cowl and cape
Powerpoint slide contains 7 images. Images from left to right starting at the top: First image, title reads "Tree Guys" Image of a human with a tree growing out of his back Second image, title reads "Big Tree Guys" with subtitle "EZ PZ till you find the one that can twin itself LMAOOOO" Image of a gnarled white tree with arms holding a large mace Third image, title reads "Head Ball/Ball of Heads" image of a number of faces amalgamated into a sphere shape Fourth image, title reads "The Chef" with subtitle "I thought he was the chef of storm viel castle because of the room it's found in being the dining room next to the kitchen..." Image of a crab-like creature with multiple arms wielding swords and a shield Fifth image, title reads "Hanging Centipede" with subtitle "These all make sense when named like this okay" Image of a long, suspended skeletal, winged creature with large mandibles Sixth image, title reads "Buffalo Centipede" with subtitle "These all make sense when named like this okay" Image of a spike covered, bovine creature with large mandibles Seventh image, title reads "Astral Centipede" with subtitle "These all make sense when named like this okay" Image of a long dragonfly-like creature with a humanoid head and spiked tail
I present to you my slides on Elden Ring Enemies. Except unlike other memes like this, i HAVE played the game, i just have managed not to learn the name of anything. ENJOY
(P.S. A lovely friend did the alt text for me and they've never played ER so enjoy THEIR DESCRIPTIONS of the enemies too LOL)
Ack it feels in humane to ask someone to do it for free, if any #alt4me want to do properly do 4 slides like this for some $ please let me know
Is there a service or people i can pay to do the alt text for some of my intensive images my brain just short circuits at trying to type everything all out for some of the content i make 😭