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23 she/her god's toughest pilot. [IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER (if you don't read this, what are you, stupid?): this is NOT a roleplay account. just a fictive.]

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then kaworu fucking dies again like he's called kenny mccormick

24.02.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not like the RS5 Avant is much fun anymore, the newest one weighs nearly as much as the new M5 and doesn't even have a V8 ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿคฃ

23.02.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shinji you idiot you reversed into the sports momwagon!

23.02.2026 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes

23.02.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

addendum: this also happened after a geriatric Israeli CEO got appointed.

10.02.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Asuka Langley Soryu posing on the hood of her BMW 5 series (F10)

Asuka Langley Soryu posing on the hood of her BMW 5 series (F10)

thick thighs and angel eyes.

#evangelion #asuka
#bmw

09.02.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can't rewatch it at this point

27.12.2025 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Asuka Langley Soryu in real :)

Asuka Langley Soryu in real :)

you're all lucky I'm on this platform! #evangelion #asuka

27.12.2025 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i swear i saw this as asuka cosplaying miku.

someone BETTER make that a reality

27.12.2025 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Asuka Langley stood in an elevator.

Asuka Langley stood in an elevator.

only time I'd rather be alone is in an elevator
#asuka #evangelion

04.11.2025 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this seems so wrong when you know british slang (blame mari)

24.10.2025 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's called imprinting ;p

24.10.2025 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that verdammt doll, she's honestly an asshole!!

23.10.2025 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just coming here to remind everyone that in this scene, Rei started it.

05.10.2025 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Asuka Langley Sohryu holding a can of soft drink saying "Being a fascist is a submissive trait. What do you wanna give strongmen ultimate power for? To dominate you? You pathetic pervert."

Asuka Langley Sohryu holding a can of soft drink saying "Being a fascist is a submissive trait. What do you wanna give strongmen ultimate power for? To dominate you? You pathetic pervert."

23.10.2025 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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for those who wonder if i really am Asuka, here

19.09.2025 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone knows version 2 is better than version 1!!
And a 2-litre engine obviously beats a 1-litre~

19.09.2025 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what the HELL IS THAT ARSCHLOCH DOING IN UNIT-02'S PLUG

02.08.2025 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shinji ikari the type of guy to cry at a train simulator (it's not even densha de go)

02.08.2025 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kaworu's head should be detached

it's canon!!

02.08.2025 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only two car garage that matters is:

dodge neon and hyundai genesis.

evangelion.

17.07.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly been wanting to try kigurumi, might be one of the most effective anti-dysphoria tools

17.07.2025 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only thing you should be obsessed with!

17.07.2025 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that someone else is clearly the dingus Shinji in cosplay

16.07.2025 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it must be kaworu. he's the punching bag for dying brutally.

also he deserves it. idiot ruined my shit and took my job!!

05.07.2025 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even 10 years changed this!!

04.07.2025 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i strangely vibe with this.

03.07.2025 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

was at the Prince Charles Cinema las week in central London.

03.07.2025 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is what u see if u walk into my room at 2 AM during a particularly sad age regression episode

02.07.2025 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

same except it's in a taxi or something

03.07.2025 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0