Marta Jewson

I accept. We're going to have to work on raising my profile.
I offered to moderate Dax Shepard's panel but Anderson Cooper must have slid into his DMs first.

⬇️ For your consideration: Watch to learn about the $220M taxpayer-funded ad campaign that's tied to a mysterious Delaware LLC and a horse named Gill.

More details: propub.li/4uoc28E

I missed it in the Oscar noms

I always thought 2x/week pick-up was overkill. I thought maybe it was a hot summer trash smell strategy.

But then after one hurricane they dropped it to once a week — AND KEPT THE PRICE THE SAME.

Mayor Helena Moreno urges City Council to increase trash pick-up fee to avoid cuts next year The trash fee hasn’t been increased since 2011.

Mayor Helena Moreno urges City Council to increase trash pick-up fee to avoid cuts next year
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Mississippi Permit Board Grants xAI’s Request for 41 Southaven Gas Turbines to Power Grok The Mississippi Environmental Quality Permit Board has granted xAI’s request to add dozens of permanent gas turbines to its facility in Southaven.

The Mississippi Environmental Quality Permit Board has granted xAI’s request to add dozens of permanent gas turbines to its facility in Southaven, Mississippi, dealing a blow to area residents who blame Elon Musk’s company for contributing to noise and air pollution in their communities.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Didn't see this twist at the end of Handmaid's Tale

Thanks for this clarification!

Simultaneous ohhh noooo and lmao

There was a post the other day about bros cramming ground beef to get protein - and how in a few weeks they’ll mix it and other protein with rice and claim they invented jambalaya.
Can’t wait til they find out about hamburger helper.

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a shirt that says " fight milk " ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a shirt that says " fight milk "

Fight Milk

I left the game at the right time 🤷‍♀️

MAHA hiring an editor

And this is why, even though this was a 30-hour "event" it is a full two days of business operations. Schools had to have bottled water and kitchen plans for today as well.

Boil water advisory is cancelled - Tues. March 10, 9:30 a.m.

Thought this is a pretty big caveat for operations — and the main concern for schools "At this time, customers may experience lower-than-normal pressures until Friday while we work to get the transmission main back in service."

What is happening

A middle schooler who "jokingly" jotted down a hit list wouldn't even get this kind of treatment.

Who wants to bring this kid to the council meeting where the VA hospital comes up.

Driving on I-10, passing downtown.
3yo, unprompted:
“I see the dirty hospital!”

Asked Sen. John Kennedy, R-La., about the bombing of the girls' school in Iran. "It was terrible. We made a mistake," he said. "Other countries do that sort of thing intentionally, like Russia. We would never do that intentionally. I think the department is investigating it now, and I'm sorry."

Terrifies all children in their grandma's guest room.

I made it an active headline.

Orleans Parish Judge Simone Levine delayed proceedings in a juvenile sex abuse case to attend a seminar in Baton Rouge

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These early morning boil advisories are tough because they are automatically a two-day event.

South Dakota Censors Abortion Pill Ads, Wyoming Passes Doomed 6-Week Ban: March 9 News Roundup Plus, what you missed on Autonomy News last week.

A nonprofit reached a settlement with South Dakota’s AG after he tried to halt its PSA campaign about abortion pills. Per the agreement, the AG succeeded: Mayday Health said it would remove any current ads and not purchase “physical media” on abortion pills within state borders @autonomynews.co

Don't ever let anyone tell you a robot contains the sum of YOUR knowledge.
Oof.

Pretty impressive that Seinfeld episode hasn't aged a day

"bring"

Did they repsond?

Reading:

For what now?