VAN VAN ✨🪐

Gonna watch it now

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You know things are dire when I start eating that Lays ranch dip. It’s so bad for you, but perfect when you need to feel something

That 7pm “nap” was a mistake 😭

It doesn’t matter if I have 1 or 4, White Claw does not sit well with me anymore. Horrible headaches.

The Alien Ant Farm cover of Smooth Criminal has been in my head all day. 2 seconds of silence and it starts… HELP!!!!!!!!

Really can’t stand Seth McFarlane. If you’re seeing this… sir, go fuck yourself

Tofu when she smells Wendy’s

Not standing for Grace Ashcroft hate. She’s trying her best 🤬

These commercials are killing me

OH OH OH OZEMPIC 🎵👀

All of us at my future baby shower when I get everybody to perform a song and dance number

I got @clept.bsky.social addicted to Industry. In my ear all the time like “you got any more of them episodes?” 🤪

Oh—

Bc I have a backbone and do not appreciate abusive and scummy business practices, I am reduced to being part of a clique. I am also living rent free in this man’s head yet again. So be it girl 💀

Waiting for @clept.bsky.social to get home to play RE9. Don’t say I didn’t do anything for ya kid.

March is going to be a great month. It is my birthday month, so I’m afraid there is no other option.

Truly don’t really give af what anybody wears to the airport… just don’t put your feet on me and we’re good 🤷🏻‍♀️

Not kidding when I say there was a man sitting at the bar with his entire ass out. Not just the crack. Everything. So bold.

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I guess I opened the cat food too quickly and it exploded and touched my lips

🙏🏼

Wait…! Who is that?! That’s not him omg

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Hell yeah sister

I just chugged a cider and let out a loud burp. I feel like such a bro today.

I’ve converted to Bad Bunnyism

Never thought I’d see John Snow bottom, but here we are…

I get posting a funny clip, but we absolutely do not need to see an entire episode of television through your instagram story 💀

I could hear my laugh through my door bell camera. Yeah I’m killing myself LMAO

Roses are blue… violets are red

The ending of “Dinosaurs” will haunt me for the rest of my life 😭