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O gigante de concreto embaixo ficou de pau duro

11.03.2026 11:53 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Adoro quando a yukari deita igual um senhor aposentado

11.03.2026 09:13 👍 70 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
pic of a male condom and a female condom. the male condom is relatively small compared to the female condom which is longer and wider. text reads "Damn women be having fat cocks fr"

pic of a male condom and a female condom. the male condom is relatively small compared to the female condom which is longer and wider. text reads "Damn women be having fat cocks fr"

how it feels to scroll my time line on the daily

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Immigrant Crime in Japan Is Dropping as Anti-Immigrant Rhetoric Soars - Unseen Japan Right-wingers in Japan claim that the country is becoming more unsafe due to immigrants. The data doesn't back that up.

Judging by online rhetoric and polls, you'd conclude that foreign residents are making Japan less safe. However, an analysis of data by a major newspaper shows that immigrant crime is plummeting even as the hate increases.

buff.ly/TkD9hkD

10.03.2026 01:15 👍 106 🔁 33 💬 7 📌 2
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346.

08.03.2026 03:53 👍 25 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 4
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painting watering a very happy flower, but in a dark fantasy setting with sad skulls, gloomy castles, and a giant horned skull in the background

painting watering a very happy flower, but in a dark fantasy setting with sad skulls, gloomy castles, and a giant horned skull in the background

capybara gaslighting herself pretending that everything is fine

09.03.2026 14:10 👍 462 🔁 158 💬 2 📌 22
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09.03.2026 01:15 👍 89 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1

So cool

06.03.2026 16:00 👍 1380 🔁 629 💬 4 📌 7

Todo ano tem a mesma notícia, parem de dar dinheiro pra essa empresa merda que é a Disney

08.03.2026 07:07 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
laura palmer: hey guys
guys: AURA FARMER
laura palmer: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

laura palmer: hey guys guys: AURA FARMER laura palmer: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

04.03.2026 22:14 👍 669 🔁 304 💬 1 📌 5
06.03.2026 02:08 👍 109 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 0

Bom dia para:

- quem geme fino
- quem escolhe o bolo no dilema do bolo e da pica na cadeira
- quem acha que no coador é mais forte
- quem leva madeira até em Juá
- quem leva ferro até em Tupi
- Ana
- taxi...
- Ricardo Antonio

05.03.2026 12:54 👍 88 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 4
recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

04.03.2026 16:24 👍 3499 🔁 1230 💬 43 📌 39

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 👍 10992 🔁 3053 💬 38 📌 39

perderam o código fonte. skyrim já tem port pra chaleira elétrica e f3 e fnv nada

03.03.2026 14:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 👍 16538 🔁 5128 💬 1 📌 63
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01.03.2026 00:56 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

every single piece of news in america is like ok we never did bread. but we're cancelling the circuses

27.02.2026 23:20 👍 305 🔁 83 💬 1 📌 0
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27.02.2026 22:44 👍 5132 🔁 1790 💬 9 📌 53

sim

25.02.2026 21:49 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Acabei de saber que a Korone tá viciada em falar "Tranquilo" em espanhol e achei muito foda, segue:

Korone's "Tranquilo" lore
> been saying it a lot lately

23.02.2026 22:03 👍 51 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 4

Leitor Urrando

24.02.2026 04:40 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
uma tirinha com kratos do jogo god of war, ele conversa com um enorme senhor, apontando o dedo e com cara de raiva como sempre
- ei galego, o cachorro quente tá quanto?
- com suco?
- não, eu perguntei o cachorro quente
- cinco real
- cinco real o cachorro quente?
- é
- e com o suco?
Na última cena, ele comendo seu cachorro quente numa mesinha de plástico e com um copo na mão

uma tirinha com kratos do jogo god of war, ele conversa com um enorme senhor, apontando o dedo e com cara de raiva como sempre - ei galego, o cachorro quente tá quanto? - com suco? - não, eu perguntei o cachorro quente - cinco real - cinco real o cachorro quente? - é - e com o suco? Na última cena, ele comendo seu cachorro quente numa mesinha de plástico e com um copo na mão

e com o suco

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EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

23.02.2026 00:12 👍 10283 🔁 4547 💬 24 📌 12
Foto do Patrick Stewart de Professor Xavier na cadeira de rodas, e a legenda:

Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Solving equations
Professor 3: Wow

Foto do Patrick Stewart de Professor Xavier na cadeira de rodas, e a legenda: Professor X: What's your superpower? Me: Solving equations Professor 3: Wow

o tipo de bobice que eu me escangalho de rir

23.02.2026 21:19 👍 1028 🔁 269 💬 8 📌 8
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