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The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

28.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 4584 πŸ” 774 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 42

moar windmills plz

27.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all the pretty horses out there, cantering over the plains, creating ebooks

25.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

before you can truly not give a flying fuck, you must first understand the flying fuck

17.02.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the end link of the sway bar is not connected at all. it's like a ball and socket joint but the ball is outside the socket. if it were a shoulder the arm would be hanging off, all loose

the end link of the sway bar is not connected at all. it's like a ball and socket joint but the ball is outside the socket. if it were a shoulder the arm would be hanging off, all loose

there's nothing better than being a non car guy whose car is making a funny noise, bravely deciding to look under your car anyway just in case the problem is really obvious, and then the problem is so obvious that maybe you shouldn't have been driving the car

12.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
multiple dogs howling into the air, one fluffy white dog in the middle is Cosmo. The dog on his right is a mixed breed named Amber. The dog on his left is a Chihuahua named Coco.

multiple dogs howling into the air, one fluffy white dog in the middle is Cosmo. The dog on his right is a mixed breed named Amber. The dog on his left is a Chihuahua named Coco.

this is Cosmo rolling around on his back in the yard

this is Cosmo rolling around on his back in the yard

this is Cosmo holding a fake cigarette, stuffy toy, and looking at the camera with glee

this is Cosmo holding a fake cigarette, stuffy toy, and looking at the camera with glee

this is Cosmo wearing a necklace of flowers during our wedding

this is Cosmo wearing a necklace of flowers during our wedding

If you made it this far, your reward is some pics of my dog, Cosmo!

(Some pics are from my non-Ring home security cameras, which point into my home or yard and use on-device SD card storage so tech companies and ICE never get access).

Keep your pets and your neighbors safe, everyone!

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Defend Privacy and Free Speech Don’t let tyrants co-opt tech. Join EFF and help fight back.

Take a look at eff.org for many more resources and share with your friends! EFF is donor supported, but the work we do is all free, because we are in this fight together. Sign up for our EFFector newsletter to learn how to take action, follow @eff.org here, and if you can, become a member for $25!

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Age Verification and Age Gating: Resource Hub Age verification (or age-gating) laws generally require online services to check, estimate, or verify all users’ agesβ€”often through invasive tools like ID checks, biometric scans, or other dubious β€œag...

Surveillance isn't only in the physical world. Politicians are using a moral panic about youth accessing LGBTQ info to force companies like Discord to require age verification, cutting off young people's access to important information and ending privacy for all. EFF's AV Hub helps you fight back.

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Street Level Surveillance EFF Presents: A Field Guide to Police Surveillance

EFF's Street Level Surveillance hub is a Field Guide to different types of police surveillance technology.

Learn what these technologies do, and how to recognize them.

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the map of the United States filled with multiple colored dots indicating technologies used by law-enforcement in different communities

A screenshot of the map of the United States filled with multiple colored dots indicating technologies used by law-enforcement in different communities

EFF’s Atlas of Surveillance lets you find out what surveillance technologies are deployed by law enforcement in your community. This technology includes Ring partnerships, drones, body-worn cameras, automated license plate readers, facial recognition, and more. www.atlasofsurveillance.org/atlas

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of the homepage for the surveillance self-defense website, sd.eff.org.

screenshot of the homepage for the surveillance self-defense website, sd.eff.org.

EFF's Surveillance Self-Sefense guides help you protect your privacy when using digital devices. Learn basics like how encryption works, what settings on your phone do and don't do, and has guides for activists, protesters, journalists, LGBTQ youth. It's also in over a dozen languages.

ssd.eff.org

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Take Back CTRL Dont let tyrants co-opt tech. Join EFF and help fight back

Technology should be a tool we use to fight the powerful, but companies like Ring turn tech into a weapon for tech oligarchs to profit and tyrannical government agencies to spy on us. Our Take Back CTRL site shows how tech companies and government work together, and how you can help stop it.

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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She Got an Abortion. So A Texas Cop Used 83,000 Cameras to Track Her Down. We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Lawmakers who support reproductive rights must recognize that abortion access and mass surveillance are incompatible. The systems built to track stolen ca...

I'm not the writer of the @eff.org article shown in this video, but I work with her at the Electronic Frontier Foundation. Thank you for sharing our work!

Here is a short thread of other resources we've put together to help you fight back against the surveillance state and protect your privacy.

11.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A man in a blue shirt with a sly smile holds a coffee cup towards the photographer, sitting at a wooden table in a bustling cafeteria.

A man in a blue shirt with a sly smile holds a coffee cup towards the photographer, sitting at a wooden table in a bustling cafeteria.

crying for normal reasons

(my favorite professor died in 2018 and I'm looking at his CV for books to read and noticed my name is on the it from when he was on my undergraduate writing portfolio committee)

www-s3-live.kent.edu/s3fs-root/s3...

09.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has torn up a letter and thrown it away. Picking up the pieces, one finds that many of them can be fitted together.

08.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
my stupid white dog is upside down in a hard with his legs in the air and his face staring you in the eyes because he is scratching his back on the astroturf

my stupid white dog is upside down in a hard with his legs in the air and his face staring you in the eyes because he is scratching his back on the astroturf

03.02.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On December 18, 1854, a follower of Luther again attempted to reform the church, in this case by publishing a series of articles in newspapers and magazines. Like Luther, he risked persecution and punishment for being so bold as to criticize the established church. He had two great differences from Luther, however. First, the church this man criticized was not the Roman Catholic church, it was a Lutheran church. Second, the proposed revival and reform was stillborn; little was achieved in an external sense. But I think this Lutheran was a success in God’s eyes, and that we have much to learn from the β€œfailed” reformerβ€”perhaps as much as from Luther himself.

The following quote, from a newspaper article published by this man on March 26, 1855, gives a clear view of his estimate of the β€œofficial” Christianity of his land:

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Screenshot with the following text, the last paragraph is highlighted: On December 18, 1854, a follower of Luther again attempted to reform the church, in this case by publishing a series of articles in newspapers and magazines. Like Luther, he risked persecution and punishment for being so bold as to criticize the established church. He had two great differences from Luther, however. First, the church this man criticized was not the Roman Catholic church, it was a Lutheran church. Second, the proposed revival and reform was stillborn; little was achieved in an external sense. But I think this Lutheran was a success in God’s eyes, and that we have much to learn from the β€œfailed” reformerβ€”perhaps as much as from Luther himself. The following quote, from a newspaper article published by this man on March 26, 1855, gives a clear view of his estimate of the β€œofficial” Christianity of his land: Sorry, something went wrong. Please try again.

Very contemporary and wise words from Sören Kierkegaard:

06.11.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The no fap movement and why the boys aren't all right Podcast Episode Β· Panic World Β· 09/17/2025 Β· 1h 17m

One of my male friends started taking testosterone to β€œbuild muscle” and has just ended up extremely horny, and one thing led to another and I’ll just say if you haven’t already, one thing you can do this …uhh November is listen to this episode of Panic World about the No Fap movement and extremism

05.11.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Neon sign that should say 


MADE BY HAND
With love
ALL DAY
EVERYDAY

But neon is hard to keep up and the love is missing

Neon sign that should say MADE BY HAND With love ALL DAY EVERYDAY But neon is hard to keep up and the love is missing

04.11.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

03.11.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 11108 πŸ” 3020 πŸ’¬ 314 πŸ“Œ 1784

Ugh. That is where everyone got their news about politics (not sarcastically)

03.11.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HA

31.10.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tl;dr?

31.10.2025 06:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Age Verification, Estimation, Assurance, Oh My! A Guide to the If you've been following the wave of age-gating laws sweeping across the country and the globe, you've probably noticed that lawmakers, tech companies, and advocates all seem to be using different

Language shapes how we think about the systems that govern our lives. Here's your guide to the terminology that's shaping β€œAge Verification” laws, and why you should care about these distinctions. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

30.10.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Yorgos, ya did it

25.10.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The picture shows a man sitting on public transportation, possibly a bus or light rail, next to a large white dog. The man has short dark hair with some graying, a trimmed beard, and is wearing a denim button-up shirt over a yellow T-shirt featuring a cartoon character. He is holding a brown paper bag. The white dog, which appears fluffy and calm, takes up much of the right side of the image, with one eye and its nose clearly visible. Sunlight is streaming in from the window behind them, revealing an urban street scene with buildings outside.

The picture shows a man sitting on public transportation, possibly a bus or light rail, next to a large white dog. The man has short dark hair with some graying, a trimmed beard, and is wearing a denim button-up shirt over a yellow T-shirt featuring a cartoon character. He is holding a brown paper bag. The white dog, which appears fluffy and calm, takes up much of the right side of the image, with one eye and its nose clearly visible. Sunlight is streaming in from the window behind them, revealing an urban street scene with buildings outside.

Rare Muni Cosmo, who received an entire caprese sandwich for free from a passenger, god bless public transit

24.10.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
pictures of poop

pictures of poop

screenshot of the app

screenshot of the app

picture of dakota attached to a toilet

picture of dakota attached to a toilet

you can NOW preorder the Dekoda: surveillance for your shit!

It "analyzes gut health" with..."advanced sensors." But don't worry--its got a "validated" algorithm and fingerprint sensor (?) and is end-to-end encrypted.

21.10.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A man whom one loves gets drunk and keeps repeating himself.

13.10.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So when the police say that utilizing Flock Safety devices has helped reduce crime by over 70 percent, you don’t trust them, right? Because you can’t possibly quantify it?

18.10.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inquiry to a fancy NY art gallery: β€œβ€˜Price upon request’ doesn’t phase me, it is the water I swim in! Tell me the HISTORY of the piece; madame! Why, it’s not even a painting, merely one of 54 SILKSCREENs of a 1940s communist propaganda poster.”

Deep breath. Sent. Saw I signed it as β€œJason Jelley.”

15.10.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0