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"Everybody's here with me
Got no camera to see
Don't think I'm all in this world
The camera won't let me go
The verdict doesn't love our soul
The digital won't let me go"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qrx...
Tessa is expecting! 🦒 Tessa is due in October, and we’re over the moon about this growing addition to the herd and can’t wait to share this journey with you. Stay tuned for updates as Tessa continues her pregnancy — there’s nothing quite like welcoming a new calf to the Zoo family!
A gray bunny sits in a clear plastic basket placed on a red digital scale.
This is Shadow. He was found as a stray dragging his back legs. Vets diagnosed him with a spinal disease causing pain and limiting mobility. He needed months of physical therapy, and thanks to you, we covered it in full. Now he's walking on 4 legs again in his forever home ❤️🩹
Stop putting weird things up buttholes my surgeon friends are tired of removing weird things from people’s butts
(An actual quote that was said to me)
"Hatred?? In MY white supremacist movement!?" is basically the foundational theme undergirding this entire genre of journalism.
Grimly amusing that later in the article the same woman decries the GOP consensus that women are virtually subhuman. When that exact same person talked about enjoying "Race science", a field of pseudoscience constructed entirely around the idea of Black people being biologically inferior.
LIVESCIENCE TRENDING Health 'Rectal garlic insertion for immune support': Medical chatbots confidently give disastrously misguided advice, experts say
AI is out there telling people to put garlic in their buttholes. Just thought you'd want to know.
We’re now on year 10 of fawning articles about fucking idiots sticking forks in electrical outlets and saying “wha happun?” the moment it hurts
Oh no, the people who hate women didn’t think you were different than all the other girls like you said?
New Shane MacGowan tribute album features Bruce Springsteen, the Jesus And Mary Chain, Primal Scream, and more
A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.
A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.
Uni fell asleep on my hand, so I can’t go to work today
Holy crap, I forgot that Trump made Brent freaking Bozell the U.S. ambassador to South Africa
#ThrowbackThursday to a wee leprechaun up to shenanigans. 😉☘️💚
#CarmenMejia waited 22 years to be reunited with her loved ones. She was exonerated on March 9, but wasn’t immediately freed due to an immigration hold that would never have existed without her wrongful conviction. ICE lifted the detainer and she walked free.
Read more: https://bit.ly/46N7LSm
A fuzz brown mascot in a blue shirt stands on grass in front of a white tent, playing the saxophone.
Seto-kun is a mascot from Seto City and is based on a historical ceramic guardian dog from there. He plays a mean sax.
Happy 80th birthday to the legendary Liza Minnelli 🥳
Morning Sweetness.
Yeah no fucking shit
Red Wolves are ESSENTIAL 🐺
Red Wolves perform valuable ecosystem functions, help bobwhite quail + are valued by countless people across the country.
Learn more about critically endangered Red Wolves! ⬇️
Morning meetings.
Tale old as time. Racist woman was excited to join the white supremacist movement until she realized said movement was also violently misogynistic. I guess this one thought that tacking on a vapid claim of philosophical inquiry would help get the stench off.
Lolllll ffs, America is beyond parody.
Too often I think we view misogyny through the lens of women’s responsibility—do women cause misogyny, how can women avoid misogyny, how can we blame women, always—instead of recognizing that there is literally no way to opt out of or avoid misogyny entirely, because our whole society is built on it
oh fuck off
