Ms McGoopy

Women.

omg bonkles

i urgently need my own big squishy shark tail to hug...

So true bestie

Did you know? Sharks have incredibly keen senses of smell?

stinky.

She has been given the curse of Normal™️

meeeeeeee

😖 awawawa

I just think stretch/gooey characters are neat.

sniff snof snoof

insanely stupid woman doing action described in post

lol @lindseyadler.bsky.social got an incredible photo of me applying lipstick using my pickguard as a mirror

feet... and... toes... 😖

Anybody got that one post where will smith is like
"it's so cold the uh huh girls just went *Smash Bros Freeze*

Woagh what a chonky

Make friends. Real ones.

Maybe they’ll be your collaborators and maybe they won’t. Maybe your careers will grow together, maybe they won’t. That part doesn’t matter as much as real honest connection.

Develop real friendships in the space with people you can trust.

Got stopped by them recently and it was the most terrifying moment I've ever experienced, and I've been through countless surgeries and mind shattering pain.

*Pours you on myself*

Be sure to stretch that snoot as long as you can, just to hear it squeak and creak...

Good news everyone! I've finally saved up enough money to afford a ticket to spain, and in addition to this, I've managed to get a better job to allow me to collect a substantial budget!
As a result I will be closing the GoFundMe!
Thank you, thank you, thank you all so very much!

Awawa shorks

Just trying my best, the most a gal in my situation can do

Massive thank you to everyone who has supported me this far!

I'm currently working towards seeking temporary employment to further support my goals.

Hopefully things continue turn out for the better, at least from a personal level!

this would fix me

Man Im so sick of tech bros supporting stuff like NFTs, Crypto, Etc

When are we gonna get the tech innovation that turns you into goop?

waow...

good lord. you know things are bad when you're getting blasted by posts on your lewd account specifically designed not to filter in politics.

Been dealing with some shitty former "friends" who in my time of strife and grief ditched me in the most painful way possible.