Jade 3.0

"I" before "e" except after whatever the fuck

I hate English tbh

On behalf of Wisconsin, yes we do

Is mail?

Idk I have bird blindness 😨

Are you really even friends if you haven't fallen in love with them a little??

Guys you will not believe how cheap I got 64GB of ddr4 ram for

Party like it's 1999 (buy a domain with you name in it)

Saying "audible gulp" when I see a pretty girl. Is this rizz?

Woah! What distro do you use? I tried popos on my gaming PC earlier this year but my favorite games either ran like shit or not at all.

Just put bazzite on an old steam box but I haven't had a chance to test any games yet

"maybe he's a masochist"

Me: *staring him in the eyes* yeah you never know when you're looking right at someone like that

Girl who came 4 times then immediately started eating a block of spicy cheese

Someone in the bar asking if I was born in 2008-2009 and I'm just like "lady I don't think I could be in here if I was born then"

Would love to blame the estrogen but I've always had a baby face

But instead of reanimated grandma we get Frosty in Grandma's decaying body

Does it look bad? Yes. Does it hurt? Yes. Will it get infected? Maybe. Will all the ink fall out? Probably. Do I love it anyways? Absolutely!

(Official review of the tattoo I gave myself last night)

Such a sad day to be illiterate 😞

I did more too obviously, but those are the highlights I'm willing to share with the Internet

Realized I never made an update post after being on hiatus:

I developed and got over an alcohol addiction

I started learning Spanish

I made dysphoria my bitch

Started E injections, and am loving it

And I started smoking again unfortunately, but you can't have that much good without some bad

Can't stop squishing my thighs

Sorry were you saying something? I was trying to imagine what your bite mark would look like on me

I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need

Reasons I'm not a furry:

1. Too tall for fursuit

*buys thing that's been on my wishlist for a bit*

Google's ads: "So we heard you wanna see ads for this product you just bought"

Every time it's implied that trans girls *have* to voice train it gives me a reason to never do it

The girl from highschool who always chose the "is weed addictive" topic for papers/debates is addicted to weed now btw

But Plex is so much worse for everything besides being easy to setup (I've never used Plex btw)

Also worth mentioning I absolutely have more thermal paste but I have no idea where, because it's not in the CPU box

A box with 9 CPUs (2 in small protective cases) and a tube of thermal paste

Was looking for my thermal paste and remembered it's in the CPU box, because where else would you keep thermal paste?

Unless it's not normal to have a box of CPUs, but surely it is right?

Every time I call out sick from work my boss says "you sound like shit"
He'll never understand t-girl sick voice swag 😞

Is it possible my thighs are too squishy and soft and pillow-like?

Am I allowed to say I won the powerball even if it was just $4?