Kharne83, grumpy backlog warrior

Belatedly, if you do keep an eye on this? Decent odds you'll see a lesson in why one of my streaming rules exist:

Rule #1: Never go full merc.

And yet her rules said "no homophobia"

I mean, if we're saying this is a raw merc job? Mercs say whatever gets them paid. My guess? Cozy streamer? said "the right words" for clout? Whatever she was up to she couldn't hack it so fuck it, grift time.

Expect her next moves to be pandering, cynical.

Yeah, that's the weird thing, I've been lead to understand the nazi grift works, powerfully so assuming you're willing to go morally bankrupt to make number go up.

But I've also been led to believe so-called "going woke" works just as well if not better given the state of vtubing.

On a further side note: By coincidence I HAVE played games at or near launch, including popular stuff like my current Nioh 3 co-op run.

It hasn't changed much vs my other streams.

Fun fact, when I start streaming and made the GRAVE mistake of seeking help with growth?

I got told how I need to be super active EVERYWHERE to get people to click my go-lives.

The same people told me nobody clicks the go-lives, ever.

Ok... so why are you telling me to do this then?

I think the thing I find weird about discoverability is how much of it seems to be a case of "yes... but no"

"You need to stream the most popular games to be discovered!"

"The popular games are overcrowded and everyone's only watch the big streamers play them, you will not be discovered."

What little I hear of CD says it's a product of the best kind of madness.

Which fits, BDO is a game you go a few hours into the main quest, check the map and realize that you haven't traveled that far in the grand scheme of things

Also: what happens when you leave the main quest.

I'm torn between FINALLY figuring out BDO... and seeing how Crimson Desert pans out.

Reinstall gw2? Reinstall gw2.

I got that beat. This place does incredible food.

Dirt Bomb? Didn't they use to open for Foo Fighters?

"Hey kharne? Where does your sense of humor come from?"

Well... I wasn't the popular kid in school so that helped!

Wrlp, I had to ditch the sweater, its that warm in here.

I play western stuff.

That means im specialized to pest control, namely in tavern cellars.

I find it endlessly weird how people find themselves gaining fame and/or fortune. Find themselves staring down the words that destroy empires...

...and deciding to self destruct, ya know, as a treat.

Isekai protagonist :>

@luminachannel.bsky.social? This might be a you game.

Whew, between Biomenace Remastered, Haunted Lands and Arksync, I feel like a kid again.

There was a very distinct flavor to DOS platform shooters of the early-to-mid 90s that has largely been left behind. Nice to see I'm not the only one who thinks there was a spark to them worth nurturing.

Do you like obscure textless puzzle platformer games? Diegetic tutorials? Confusion and clarity? Fancy dressed dogs?

Boy do I have something for you, standing at 44 reviews.

What does the fox say?

Quite a bit, its all terrible and you're happier not listening to it.

Hi 26 years old now, I'm Kharne

...

Also happy birthday.

Bee stings: a real pain from the butt.

You make a point of avoiding them?

A garbage can on the sidewalk, with a sign that reads "not for household garbage.

Signs that raise questions.

I swear vtubing is slowly turning me into a Dark Souls boss.

Kharne the Grumpy Backlog Warrior, Man in the Trenches, Survivor of the Scarring Pits.

RetroNutcase - Twitch Wayfinder collab night! More Nioh 3 after [nosrl]

Stream over!

We got a boss first try! Kinda, it was a bit of a mutual kill but it counted!

Raid went out to Retronutcase. www.twitch.tv/retronutcase

Kharne83 - Twitch One boomer in his 40s, a pile of quite frankly far too many games, and absolutely no clue what he's getting himself into. Let's do this! Expect a lot of... well it leans somewhat towards RPGs and othe...

Tonight, Retro, Yami and myself adventure is a highly stylized cartoon open world. ...End-what now? No, we're playing Wayfinder. www.twitch.tv/kharne83 #vtlive #goinglive

Hi going bananas, I'm Kharne!

A mint shake from scream truck. Topped with whipped cream and crushed Andes mints.

The truck came through today, so mint milkshake time.

*ahem*

Abs Tachyon.