Krystina Nellis

my uni! and this very sign came up in a separate convo I had a few months back so it’s clearly doing its designated job of god-tier trolling

(whenever I’m screeching about media literacy I learned it at ARU fwiw)

saw Dog Day Afternoon for the first time today (I know…)

is a depressing state of affairs that - noted and obvious flaws aside - it would *still* be seen as unusually empathetic and open-minded in certain respects if it were released today

oh I need this (is sold out) 😭

mainstream tech of the 2020s is comphet

I do not feel I need to elaborate on this

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

A screenshot of a website saying 'Sorry, you have been blocked. You are unable to access krystinanellis.com'. That's right folks, currently blocked from viewing my own website

hello everyone, how is your morning going

Question: someone i know who's already a writer in another area wants to do a crime-writing course. No getting published content, they have that covered, just craft stuff. Preferably online, suitable for a UK timezone. Please do share if you don't know of one! #AuthorSky

Depending on whether they fancy a. scriptwriting and b. cosy crime, BBC Studios has this scheme (runs annually) which might be of interest? www.bbcstudios.com/talentworks/...

A picture of a stopwatch that shows 8 minutes and 7 seconds

One fun thing to do at AWP is to start a timer at the beginning of the Q&A section and stop it the first time someone has “more of a comment than a question”

Here we goooo! Tickets on sale now 😀🎟️https://sohotheatre.com/events/susan-harrison-should-i-still-be-doing-this/

Hot take: most of the students who you laughed at for majoring in critical theory or comparative lit dense in French theory are more prepared for the 21st Century than computer scientists and engineers.

A cuddly brown cat outside a gate

End of level boss

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

I tell people that if the government is covering up the existence of aliens, NASA is absolutely not involved, because astrobiologists can't keep a secret to save their lives

a woman says oh my god in front of a hand soap dispenser Alt: Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara) whining, shouting and somehow singing 'oh my God!'. While also rolling her eyes. Stone-cold genius tbqh.

having to write a privacy policy this arvo which, istg, has me needing to refer to myself throughout as "we"

finally, true journalism at work 🫡

BREAKING NEWS in the world of Sticky Toffee Puddings

Good Goodbye YouTube video by HWASA - Topic

today in music:

🚨low-key k-pop sadbanger klaxon!!!🚨

music.youtube.com/watch?v=QxGt...

it’s like Cassandra but with statistics and evidence instead of the power of second sight, thanks I hate it

tho tbf I did get caught out by a murder mystery false flag of Narrowed It Down To The Guy I Recognise the other night (it was not, in fact, the guy I recognised)

maaaaaaaaate I feel this

instead of buying bottled water, men are finding out that they can get as much as they can drink from their tap for no extra cost

they call this new trend hydromaxxing

IT’S @harihkanth.com WE LOVE TO SEE IT 🥳

that dull bang you hear somewhere off in the distance is the sound of Martin Lewis’s head exploding

Fare dodgers targeted as train ticket refund rules are tightened In a bid to clamp down on ticket fraud that costs the railways millions each year, the government has quietly changed the rules on claiming refunds for unused train tickets.

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE!
On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules.
Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel.
If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on £100+ tickets.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...

November @postoctobrist FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife 1:27 PM · Feb 18, 2017

had occasion to remember this one

Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

Trudy, a blond cavadoodle sitting on a rainbow colored throw blanket. She looks tired.

Mabel the red and white cavapoo looking very tired.

Dogs are tired of the news. They want to see more great dogs. The more tired, the better.

basically the entire Directors Label series has got you covered en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directo...