eli

fornax 🤝 beef
ginormous roes piloted by 5'2 nb lesbians

Parasitic copepod in the family Pennellidae on this Eurypharynx (Pelican eel). @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 632 #sepacificseamounts #MarineLife

Dunno if this helps anyone but a reason why “don’t engage, just block” is so effective is that most troll culture is just about them feeling like they’ve won by virtue of having made you waste your time. It’s just emotional vampirism. Once you understand that, engaging seems pointless.

as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level

A beautiful creacher

Alexander at the Dravanian Hinterlands

#ffxiv #ffxivart

Just another reminder that libraries are awesome and should be protected at all costs.

(Also a lot have video games, so if you want to save money, check them out.)

Vamp fatale 🦇
#ff14 #ffxivart

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

zelda in totk: hey in like a thousand years i need you to help my special little white boy
sage: [sighs] how special is he
zelda: he's the specialist littlest white boy and you better clap for him when he shows up or i'm blowing up the whole future

a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.

angel playing the lute

Let's make a new grinch movie about a girl grinch

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Life lately

Morgan~ 🌹
#ofthedevil #fanart #digitalart

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Romantic illustration of Aerith Gainsborough and Tifa Lockhart, set against a bright pinkish background.

aerti 🤍❤️🖤 #ff7

Brian bowling with the text Holy fuck Weezer get out of the way Weezer is in the way

#otDevil

Halmarut. The Sower

#FFXIV | #FFXIVART | #Halmarut

me after completing one task

screengrab of a portion of new yorker interview with former simpson's writer john swartzwelder: Mike Sacks: How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another “Simpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machines—if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up. Swartzwelder: All of my time and all of my attention. It’s the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue—“Homer, I don’t want you to do that.” “Then I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Drawing of Wicked Thunder (Eutrope) from Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail, fighter from Solution Nine's Arcadion raids, in particular, AAC Light-heavyweight M4. She is in chibi proportions, holding an electrope cube as if preparing to channel an electric attack. She is determined to strike you down and take your soul. Kind of rude, I'm just here to rumble and draw some Arcadion fellas. The quote is a line from her fight's theme song, "Give it All." I will say, hearing it on repeat, I do have a stronger appreciation for this song now.

ARCADION ⚡ Wicked Thunder
"A girl looks to the stars & dares to dream" #Art #FFXIV #DT

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century