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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick. Banned from the zoo for life.

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A bath full of Capybaras! They're surrounded by yuzu fruit and ducks and being attended by a Capybara furry and two humans.

A bath full of Capybaras! They're surrounded by yuzu fruit and ducks and being attended by a Capybara furry and two humans.

Capybara Bath 01

10.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1725 πŸ” 631 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 7191 πŸ” 2833 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 27
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A lil Sniktbub -

22.01.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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study

05.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

05.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1656 πŸ” 440 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 9
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Magik! πŸ’€πŸ—‘οΈ

19.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2211 πŸ” 553 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 4581 πŸ” 1902 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6
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walkies time

03.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 5894 πŸ” 1342 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6
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Storm

03.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 610 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
An image of the Thing (Ben Grimm) dressed like Brad Pitt in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, with a cigar in his hand.

An image of the Thing (Ben Grimm) dressed like Brad Pitt in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, with a cigar in his hand.

Just realized it's been over a year since I showed off this commission I got from @rpace.bsky.social. He was raising money for a charity. I will never stop showing this off.

03.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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You know i had to draw best girl too

03.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4579 πŸ” 1272 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 2
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bit snug

01.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 9511 πŸ” 2555 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 14

(Remaster of) the first N64 game. I think I MAYBE played a little bit of Rage Wars back when it was new, but other than that, Turok's one of those things I've always been very aware of but never actually tried.

01.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing Turok for the first time, seeing the frequent death animation where you explode a dude's neck, thinkin' of Charlie.

01.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--"

PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" 

PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

01.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2157 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
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ff6

01.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 4011 πŸ” 1689 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote:

"The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same."

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

28.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4724 πŸ” 1654 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29

Clearly that was meant to say "genetically" but I've already had to delete and repost once today due to autocorrect being useless and terrible and Bluesky lacking an Edit button so fuck it.

28.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The dumbest part is the belief that if they're somehow right and they make the magic man from the storybook come back, God's gonna totally work on Air Bud logic: "Ain't nothin' in the rulebook says Peter Thiel can't just generically engineer a red calf! Got me on a technicality on that one, Pete!".

28.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β˜„πŸ’™ #δ»Šζœˆζγ„γŸη΅΅γ‚’ζ™’γγ†

28.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 841 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mod Crystal anyone?

28.02.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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π˜‹π˜ͺπ˜₯ 𝘐 𝘸𝘒𝘯𝘡 𝘡𝘰 𝘡𝘒𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘢 𝘰𝘢𝘡 π˜ͺ𝘯 𝘦𝘒𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘡?
πŸŸ£πŸŸ πŸ”΄

27.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 803 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, an excuse to share Priest's Larry Hama bank story.

digitalpriest.com/legacy/comic...

28.02.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally, had some free time to draw my GOAT!

26.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

26.02.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 6353 πŸ” 2733 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 36
It's Samus Aran, no wait it's a Ditto. It's a Ditto from Pokemon as Samus Aran.

It's Samus Aran, no wait it's a Ditto. It's a Ditto from Pokemon as Samus Aran.

I think the Ditto Human in Pokopia is the funniest thing I've seen all year and I will be riffing on that idea, thank you very much.

26.02.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 3676 πŸ” 847 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 6
alien baby thing roger from american dad i think

alien baby thing roger from american dad i think

if our troops can get a million likes on social media than how many can He get!? πŸ™πŸ™ #love and #support

25.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney drawn in a poster format, mimicking an advertisement. Text on the poster reads, "Have you been accused of murder? Good! I mean, not good but I can help you! Not with the murder. Not that. I'm a lawyer. Phoenix Wright. I won't steer you wrong. Maya, you better not be writing all that on the poster."

Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney drawn in a poster format, mimicking an advertisement. Text on the poster reads, "Have you been accused of murder? Good! I mean, not good but I can help you! Not with the murder. Not that. I'm a lawyer. Phoenix Wright. I won't steer you wrong. Maya, you better not be writing all that on the poster."

Trucy Wright and Apollo Justice in a poster format. Text overlays them, reading, "Have you been accused of murder? Or do you want to hire a magician? We can do both! Dark Age of The Law... begone! We can also provide pianist services, free chords of steel, and we are not liable for any noise complaints. Contact Wright Anything Agency Today!"

Trucy Wright and Apollo Justice in a poster format. Text overlays them, reading, "Have you been accused of murder? Or do you want to hire a magician? We can do both! Dark Age of The Law... begone! We can also provide pianist services, free chords of steel, and we are not liable for any noise complaints. Contact Wright Anything Agency Today!"

attorney adverts #aceattorney

25.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 605 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 7873 πŸ” 1508 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 79